I’m sick of Atheists preaching to their children about the evils of religion. Why won’t these people let their kids discover the love and glory of our Lord Jesus Christ for themselves? What have they got to lose?

This is a real form of child abuse. By this I mean, I can’t find anything worse than depriving your young loved one of the love and Glory of Jesus.

It’s time for atheists to be less biased in their approach to parenting and introduce some proper religious instruction into their household. If they aren’t willing to do this, then the government should get involved. A preacher from Bible college should come around to the house and teach the child about God’s love.  It’s either this or the next generation will be entirely full of communist atheists like Barack Obama.

Too much emphasis is placed on state education these days. What’s so wrong with home schooling? It never did me any harm? In fact it did the world of good. These days I’m a perfect example of a Christian who loves nothing more than to be in God’s presence.

If you see a young atheist child in the neighbourhood, be sure to tell them about Jesus otherwise they, like their parents will be lost and banished to Hell.

Atheists will try to do anything to slander Christ’s name! I’m sick of them suggesting that Our Lord was an atheist. If these people read the Bible they’d understand that Jesus prayed to His Father, God regularly.

Unbelievers will allude to the fact that since Jesus and God were one, He was essentially talking  to himself which is what atheists do. How can these people be so stupid? Have they not heard of the Trinity? God and Jesus are all the same but they can  decide to manifest themselves as 3 separate bodies. Why is this so difficult to understand?

When Jesus comes back to Earth, he will be proclaiming God as King like he did before. He will not be worshipping the Atheists. In fact he’ll be throwing the Atheists into the fire first! Along with all of those evil books like the God Delusion! I’d like to see Christopher Hitchens respond to Our Lord as he lifts him up and throws him tits first into the lake of fire.

God will have the last laugh.

As a Christian, it’s your God given mission to convert as many Atheists as humanly possible. Whilst it might seem an impossible task, be assured that it is not! Atheists are usually quite dull and will produce the same range of hopeless arguments against God. Here are some of the best ways to convert them to the path of righteousness.

• Ask the Atheist if they had any pets as a child, that are now dead. Remind him that their beloved friends will also be roasting in hell with them for all eternity if they do not accept Jesus into their life.
• Offer the Atheist a free gift if they confess to believing in Jesus. State that in order to receive their prize they must first attend Church on Sunday. If they show up at church, get the minister to trap the atheist into a net before throwing them into a swimming pool and baptising them. The trauma caused by this will instantly convert the Atheist into a God fearing Christian.
• Remind the Atheist that God has been watching them masturbate and that He’ll be demanding an explanation over why they had such a demented sex face every time they played with themselves.
• If the Atheist is an alcoholic, state that there is no beer in Heaven. This will work a treat.
• If the Atheist is a fat-ass, state that there are no burgers in Heaven. Ditto. You can use this tactic, regardless of the situation. Be sure to spot a weakness in the person’s character or appearance and exploit it for God!

Remember be persistant. You mightn’t convert the Atheist at the first time of asking, but keep trying! Eventually they’ll see the Holy Logic of God and will bask in his Glory. Amen!

I hate how Atheists rabble around Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris and Richard Dawkins as if they are Gods! Isn’t it ironic how Atheists accuse Christians of being narrow minded when they are forced to swallow every word that these atheist authors write without even questioning the truth?

Folks, be in no doubt. Atheism is a religion. Atheist’s aren’t free to believe in anything they want to. They have to tow the Atheist line otherwise they are disowned by their brothers. How long before they set up a cult where they end up killing themselves in honour of Richard Dawkins?

It’s true that to be an Atheist you have to have faith. For instance, most Atheists believe that the Earth came out of nothing. How absurd is that! A house cannot build itself, it must have a designer! Just like we did not build ourselves, we were built by our Lord Jesus Christ. Atheists know this but are too brainwashed to admit that it is the truth.

Atheists are currently “coming out” in droves in an attempt to seize this country from the Christian majority. We need to take a stand against this by attending church as much as possible and refusing to bow down to their fascism. We must fight with every ounce of strength left in our bodies to defeat the evil perpetuated by Atheists!

Atheism is all about trying to annoy God. Deep in their dark hearts Atheists know that God exists and are trying to irritate him by supposedly doubting his existence.  Yet have you noticed how Atheist’s are constantly taking the Lord’s name in vain? Why would they do this if he didn’t exist? This is definitive proof that Atheists are living under a web of deceit. Notice how they have the audaucity to mock Christians for deceiving themselves. What utter baloney!

Charles Darwin invented the Theory of Evolution to provide a ‘plausible’ cover for this fact. He knew that God was real and decided one day to come up with a lot of old nonsense about how we were really chimps in a past life. Doesn’t this fool know that the earth is only 6000 years old? I mean how stupid can you get? The evidence is there. Jesus will forgive Darwin for his idiocy as there were no creation science museums around when he was alive.

Luckily he had the good grace to convert to the way of the Lord before dying. The same can and will not be said for the likes of Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens who have done a magnificent job of convincing themselves and millions of other lost souls that there is no God.

In summary, Atheists are cowards. They use Jesus’s name in vain all the time but aren’t brave enough to acknowledge the beauty and reality of our Lord Jesus Christ.  If only they’d open their hearts to Him they’d know the true meaning of peace.

As a God fearing Christian,  you should never ever date an Atheist. One night alone with an atheist is enough for you to lose your faith and to be converted into one of the spiritually dead. If you insist on dating an atheist then be very cautious indeed. I’ve included a few things to watch out for when dating an unbeliever.

• By the end of the night they’ll force you to stamp on a cardboard cut out of Jesus to show that you no longer believe. Resist the temptation and slap them on the jaw if necessary before running for the hills
• Put a bag over your head before the date. If you can’t make eye contact with the atheist then you are far less likely to be reeled in by their lies.
• Go with a Christian friend to the date. If at any point during the date they notice you becoming aroused, inform them that they must slap you around the face as hard as possible before shouting “In Jesus name, may your fleshy dagger be limp!”
• If the Atheist asks you home with them, refuse right out even if they insist they just want you to hear the new Gospel album you heard.
• If the Atheist takes the Lord’s name in vain, be sure to throw anything at hand at them and aim for their face. Plates are especially useful for this.

Remember if you marry an atheist then in all probability neither of you will enter the kingdom of Heaven. Stay right by Jesus and only marry those who are of God.