Why can’t Atheists leave the chaste alone?

There was a case recently in Houston were a 22 year old ex-Christian girl, deconverted from Jesusness to Atheism after having sex with a Godless. She deconverted because..

“(she’d) never seen anything as grotesque as (the atheist’s) purple rocket ever” and that “his balls were definitive proof that there was no God. They reeked biblically. Almost like the worst possible mix of piss, BBQ sauce and gasoline”.

So it seems that Atheists are now flashing their genitalia at Christians as a deconversion tactic and it’s become so effective that 95% of Christian’s subjected to the attacks are converting to Atheism.

If you are a young Christian lady living in an area full of Atheists, my only advice to you is to wear a blindfold everywhere in public. If you cannot see his furry balls flapping about like tainted cotton in the wind, then you’ll be safe with Jesus.

The other option is only for those with lightning quick reflexes. If you see the Atheist whipping his vessel out, run over to him and strike him in the sack with a copy of the King James Bible. This will leave the Atheist incapacitated for long enough for you to escape to a Church where you can pray for him to be subjected to eternal Damnation.

My last entry has been posted onto the militant atheist website Reddit.com, which seems to be some sort of breeding ground for communist thought criminals. As I searched through the website it became apparent that it consists predominately of disturbed young men who support Obama, abortion and the legalisation of crack cocaine.

Why hasn’t someone closed this website down already? It’s potentially more dangerous than an Al-Queda training camp in warping the minds of simple-minded Atheists. How long will it be before they are co-ordinating attacks against churches and jacking themselves off in Christian graveyards for cheap laughs?

These are typical Reddit Atheists, pictured at a rally protesting against our right to inhale oxygen, in December 2007.

It saddens me that these same people support homosexuality and claim that it’s natural. I’m glad that very few of these young addicts ever go outside otherwise I’m sure the incidence of bum-rape in America would soar.  It’s obvious to me that without Jesus in their lives, they’ve resorted to watching pornography all day.

Thankfully since they are so pre-occupied with this filth, they don’t have the energy to ever go outside. However, if they were to take to the streets, no Christian’s anus would be safe. These people are unrepentant sex pests and would like nothing more than to claim “a Christian hole” for the Atheist cause. They’d probably post footage of the rape up on their depraved shrine and it would be on the front page for a year.

I’ve even received a depraved email from one of these malcontents that reads like this..

“Hi dipshit. You can’t write for fuck. I’m currently dressed as the Virgin Mary and I’ve just shoved the TV remote up my ass.  Next I will paste my balls in peanut butter, before running outside in order to howl at Heaven for Christ’s cock. Cya in heaven!

He goes on to say…

Jesus says he’s gonna make a twink out of you, lol! He’ll stretch your rectum inside out with his cheesy whisk so that Satan can whistle through your asshole like a flute. Oh by the way, just cos you’re a Christian doesn’t mean you can’t wash your balls. I can smell your cock fumes from here.”

I’m sorry if I’ve offended any of my Christian readers by posting the content of the email. I only did so to make you aware of how sick these people are. To mock Jesus is one thing, but to coat your genitals in peanut butter is Ungodly. And to then have the audacity to suggest that Jesus and Mary slept together is just pure evil.

I can’t believe what I’ve just read. I’m off to cry in the shower as my tears are falling all over the keyboard, which is starting to become as sticky as the average Atheist porn-junky’s keyboard.

Hitchens just won’t stop. He keeps blathering on about how he’s an antitheist rather than an atheist, explaining that the difference is that he doesn’t wish that there is a God, whilst most Atheists generally do.

Well, duh Hitchens, there IS a God, which makes your pointless ‘distinction’ irrelevant. Irrelevant like ‘God Is Not Great’ which reads worse than reading Paris Hilton’s biography turned upside down, whilst sitting on a washing machine stark naked.

Antitheists are immature. They are like children hiding behind the sofa refusing to acknowledge the existence of their loving parent, just because they’ve scolded them after warning them about the dangers of inserting penny coins into their anus (which is obviously a sure sign of latent homosexuality).

Christ, I wish Atheists would spent more time learning how to read and wright and less time, deliberately mocking Jesus because ‘it’s the in thing to do’. Get a life! Get a God! You’re intellect is obviously so meagre that you don’t know any better than to insult you’re Almighty Ruler Of Heaven and Earth.

Anyway, there’s absolutely no point in classifying these heretics at all. Christians should simply refer to Atheists, Agnostics, Anti Theist’s and Communist’s as baby kicking God haters.

I’m fucking tired of the Godless endlessly moaning about how God does not exist when they can’t prove anything themselves.

Next time I meet an Atheist I’m gonna challenge them to prove that Richard Dawkins exists. I’m willing to bet on my mothers life that they won’t be able to.

When it comes down to it, Atheists only have faith in Richard Dawkins existence. Most haven’t met him. And for those that have met him how can they prove that it was actually the real Richard Dawkins? Or that Richard Dawkins even exists as a concept?

How can they be sure that “The God Delusion” wasn’t ghost-written by employees in a sweat shop in the Far East? The answer is, they can’t. Atheists have as much faith as God-fearing Christians do, which is why they are hypocrites.

It just goes to show that Atheists  are only rejecting Jesus out of spite for God, not due to a lack of evidence as there is as much evidence for the existence of Jesus as there is for Dawkins. Yet they wholeheartedly believe in Richard Dawkins. How naive are these people?

I challenge any Atheists reading this blog to prove that Dawkins exists. I’m tired of having my faith challenged, so now the ball is in your court. Now you’ll know what it’s like to feel persecuted and humiliated when you’re laughed out of a room for simply believing the Truth.

Christians. We’re finally winning the battle against the Godless. Amen.

I’m tired of Darwinist’s preaching hate about how we are animals. Haven’t these cretins read the Bible? God makes it clear to us that we aren’t beasts. We were made in God’s image! These same people are essentially labelling God an animal!

If we are really just animals then what would be the point of existing? To procreate mindlessly and to kill other people for fun? This is what atheists think, folks!

We’re here for a purpose! It’s in the Bible! We’re here to serve and rejoice in the Lord’s presence. However, this still isn’t good enough for Atheist’s/Evolutionist’s. They seem to believe that we have no purpose and if they had their way, they’d unleash serial killers onto the streets, introduce tax hikes to the elderly and ban religion altogether!

I am not an animal. I wash. I take care of my family. I do not bark at people in the street. I haven’t urinated in public since I was in college. I don’t believe in killing, unless it’s a Holy killing, for instance the slaying of a mass murderer or pelting Atheists into a coma with pineapples (just kidding!).

I refuse to accept the “fact” I’m a monkey. It’s been proven that Evolution is a complete lie. Anyone who disagrees is as stupid as a chimp.

Please do not read any of Eckhart Tolle’s books. They are unscriptural, un-holy and almost unreadable. Mr Tolle reminds me of a preachy stoner who’s out to convert people into the Satanic arts. Let it be known that God hates Meditation. He hates Yoga. He hates it when you to be still. He wants you to talk to him, not to yourself, which is exactly the opposite of what Eckhart Tolle wants for you.

He wants to lead you down the wrong path, into unrighteousness and lust. One moment you’ll be meditating and the next you’ll be jumping up and down on your brothers head, praising Satan and Obama Bin Laden.

I tried reading both the “Power Of Now” and “A New Earth” and I only got through 5 pages of each before God spoke to me. I heard him say “Put the book down! Tolle is of Satan! Look at his beard! He looks like Rick Astley! I gave him that Beard as a warning! Take notice, otherwise I’ll throw you into the lake of fire.”

Fans of Eckhart Tolle are often naive, lonely, alcoholics who constantly have panic attacks in public and dance with their pets to Bruce Springsteen LP’s in their living room. These are the same people who mock Jesus on a regular basis! But ha! The laugh will be on them on Judgement Day!

As much as I hate Atheism, I hate Ann Coulter a million times more. She’s a foul mouthed, bigot who would try to help crucify Jesus if she was around when He returns. Why? Well she has a psychopathic hatred of foreign people. She seems to think that Jesus is an All-American. A jock. 6 foot 5 tall and a fan of Bratwurst and curry. The real Jesus was not like this. He was small, brown and from Palestine. He was humble. He was not a loud mouth like herself.

Anne Coulter was sent by the devil to make everyone doubt God’s existence. If I stare at her face for more than 5 minutes I need to be physically sick. How could anyone find her attractive? She looks like a weasel. It’s ok to look like a weasel if you have a lovely heart! But Anne doesn’t. She has all the compassion of a ruthless dictator. It’s her dream to be in charge of America so she can wipe out anyone who doesn’t obey her every word.

It’s obvious she hates America too after dissing the 9-11 widows. How low is that? It seems she just thrives on attention. I don’t even know why I’m writing this post. She doesn’t deserve any attention at all. She is a complete waste of space.

Jesus have mercy on me! Whenever I first heard about this, I pushed over the television set and it exploded. I can’t believe that the Communist State of the United Kingdom would allow for such blistering attacks on the personal character of Our Lord Jesus Christ in public. How can Dawkins live with himself at night, knowing that he is insulting his Almighty Ruler of Heaven and Earth?

I have a friend over in England called Brian Thompson and he’s a God fearing soul, so he was shocked as me when he first heard about this. Unfortunately for Brian, the Atheist buses are everywhere in his district of London, so instead of using public transportation he walks the 10 miles into work. Ever since he’s stopped using public transport, he has been late for work on no fewer than 50 occasions and has since been fired. You have no idea how much this infuriates me. Here was a man, standing up for Jesus, who got fired just because of that!

I’ve been reading that the Atheist buses are now running in Washington. If they ever appear here in Texas I will take a stand against it. I am not one to defecate in public, but if I see one, I will make a huge, sticky, brown exception in Jesus’s name. Amen!

Ever wondered why Atheists go so mental over the Bible? Well it’s because inside they know it’s the word of God. They know that it’s the finest book ever written. Why is it the finest book written? It was written by the Almighty hand of God.

Atheists, like all humans, require religious instruction which is why there’s a Bible shaped hole in every soul. Writers such as Hitchens, Dawkins and Harris have attempted to fill this void with lies, intimidation, corruption disguised as a “reasonable” criticique on our Lord Jesus Christ.

Let it be known that there is no such thing as a reasonable attack on Jesus. Jesus gave everything for these people, yet essentially they are spitting in his face. I have no doubts that if they lived in Jesus’s day they’d have been the ones nailing him to the cross!

It’s time for the Atheists to accept Christ as their savior or face the consequences of living seperated from him for all of eternity.

If you’re an Atheist and reading this blog, be aware that Hell is real. I’ve seen it with my own eyes after a logging accident in 1976, where I died for 10 minutes and decended into the fiery pits of hell. Hell is not full of Rock Music, Alcohol and Drugs. It’s full of unbearable torture. It’s 100 million times worse than watching re-runs of the Oprah Winfrey show back to back.

This man is a devious liar out to claim souls for Satan. Don’t listen to a word he says, even if he is arguing a Christian. He will convert you into an Atheist and within a week you’ll be running around your town punching old women in the face.

Hitchens is an alcoholic, a communist, a charlatan, a liar and a god hating bully. He is out to charm the pants off any young woman who listens to his drivel. If he had his way,  everyone in America would be Atheist and they’ve had the following picture, posterised on their bedroom walls.

He is infamous for his hate-filled tirades on national T.V, with his disgusting diatribe against the Late Jerry Falwell being the most famous of them all. Shame on you Christopher! You aren’t even half the man Jerry Falwell is was You accused him of being illiterate on National T.V which was so hypocritical, considering you can barely write yourself. I’ve read “God Is Not Great” and it was the most boring book ever.

Why can’t you just confess that there is a God. Look outside Chris! The world didn’t get here on its own. If you weren’t blinded by such lies as evolution you’d maybe understood your place on Planet Earth better.

You have a lot to learn. As does anyone who supports Hitchens. I’ll be praying for you.