Atheism can’t prove that there’s no meaning to life. As much as Dawkins wants to destroy our hopes of spending Eternity with Jesus, he is doomed to fail.

Why?

Well I’m a rational human being who requires evidence in order to believe something. I believe in God because of the Bible. I believe in Heaven because of the Bible.

Since Atheists can’t prove that Heaven isn’t real, believers have the intellectual high ground on this point. The onus is on the Atheists to prove that Heaven doesn’t exist and they just fail everytime.

More and more Atheists are beginning to realise that we’re right which is why they are trying even harder to deconvert people with underhand tactics.

It’s disgusting.

Why can’t they just leave us be? They don’t have the right to mock our beliefs.

Christian’s are allowed to preach to Atheists because we’ve been granted permission by God.  Atheist’s have no such rights.

Without God, Atheists haveno argument and they should just butt out of faith.

I’m sick and tired of these liberal crybabies who claim that they are Atheist even if they were born into a God fearing family.

The truth is that if you were born Christian, then you’ll die Christian regardless of any supposed “de-conversion”.

What right do you have to turn away from Jesus? Do you realise what he went through for your sins?

You belong to God and God alone.

When you masturbate you are violating God’s property. When you swear you are violating God’s property. When you get smacked up on booze and try on your Mother’s underwear in a wicked attempt to arouse your Uncle then you are violating God’s property.

You wouldn’t take a dump in a formal suit you hired and hand it back dirty would you?

Well that’s exactly what you are doing if you do not atone for your sins.

If you do not say the prayer below now then you are exactly like the person who took a dump in the formal suit. Only you aren’t just handing the dirty suit back folded neatly.

You are RAMMING it into Your Owner’s face.

“Father, I know that I have broken your laws and my sins have separated me from you. I am truly sorry, and now I want to turn away from my past sinful life toward you. Please forgive me, and help me avoid sinning again. I believe that your son, Jesus Christ died for my sins, was resurrected from the dead, is alive, and hears my prayer. I invite Jesus to become the Lord of my life, to rule and reign in my heart from this day forward. Please send your Holy Spirit to help me obey You, and to do Your will for the rest of my life. In Jesus’ name I pray, Amen.”

If you are an Atheist and have refused to say this prayer out loud then Christ will make a mockery of you in front of God.

Just like YOU continue to make a mockery of Him on a daily basis.

Jesus will show God recordings of your most heinous crimes on Judgement Day. Including the time you jerked off at your late Aunt’s funeral and the night when you came home from the strip club cracked off your whiskers on cheap bourbon, before shoving the vacuum cleaner handle up your ass as part of Godless sex act.

Let it be known that no-one on Planet Earth has died an Atheist. Even Darwin accepted Salvation before he died. Dawkins will give into Jesus too when he dies.

However, Jesus will not accept his apologies. He will not shake his grubby hand as a peace offering.

Our Lord will throw him into the fiery pits of hell where he’ll be violently raped by a gangbang of hob-goblins possesed by the unstoppable sexual prowess of Oprah “King Slut” Winfrey.

The final solution to this stupidity is for Christian babies to be branded at birth with a Cross tattoo on several places on their body so that everyone will know throughout their life that they belong to Jesus even if they are tempted into Atheism by the dark forces.

The trouble with Atheism is that most non-believers are extremely arrogant, disrespectful and rude when in conversation with non-Christians. Since, we Christians are a highly tolerant bunch we wouldn’t mind it so much if you kept your Atheist Religion to yourself, but this is far from the case.

With the advent of the ‘Super Atheists’ we’re being bombarded by bull-crap from the like of Dawkins, Hitchens and Harris about there being no life after death, no point in existence and other anti-American themes.

It’s the Atheist’s agenda to demoralise middle-America and to make them as a apathetic as the average non-believer.

At least as Christian’s we have a reason to live. We have a true reason to get up in the morning, which doesn’t involve taking pleasure in abusing God’s name or abusing your own dignity by masturbating over the most grotesque forms of porn on the planet.

In short, Atheist’s should mind their own business and stop trying to bully us into accepted their demented view. There is a God and he loves us all (apart from Atheists) very much.

If you can’t handle this, turn off your computer, TV and all of your lights, then flush your head down the toilet repeatedly to learn some goddamn respect.

Our beloved pet dog Sandy died last Wednesday and my kids were obviously distraught by her death. Both of them haven’t stopped crying since it happened and I’ve almost been tempted by Satan to “comfort” them by saying Sandy is in Doggy Heaven.

Since then, my wife has been insisting that I tell them the  “good news”. She thinks that if I tell the kids a little “white lie” that God will be alright with it. It seems that she doesn’t understand the Bible!

God firmly states that no animal can enter heaven as they have not accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as their Personal Savior. In short, dogs are unsaved, unclean and worthless compared to humans.

When it comes to God or my family, I will always pick God’s way. Why can’t she understand that I’m only doing what’s Right by God?

I could have lied to my kids and gave them false hope that Sandy was now in Doggy Heaven, but that would have been un-biblical.

What’s worse is that earlier today she told the kids herself that the dog is in Heaven, behind my back!

So an hour or so ago I did the Moral thing, called the kids in and told them that Sandy was not in Heaven, but was buried in the backyard were her bones are currently being devoured by earthworms.

I told them explicitly that they’d never see Sandy again as she was dead.

These are the facts of the matter. I did right by God. I don’t care if my kids are now hysterical. I’d rather they were depressed than deluded.

Just now my youngest daughter exhumed the mutt, hauling her body onto the kitchen floor leaving it there like a turd. She just kept waving at the corpse whispering “She still exists, there she is there!” to her Mother.

If it wasn’t for society informing our children of the god-forsaken Satanic myth of  “Doggy Heaven” there would have been NONE of this confusion.

Now I have to haul this goddamn stiff beast out into my yard and bury it somewhere Godly.

I can’t believe that the mainstream media are still accusing Ted Haggard of being homosexual, in spite of him being Of God and having a wife and children. Sure, he may have had a “run-in” with the masseur and maybe they did have sex. Does that mean he was gay? No.

Ted Haggard like all human beings is not perfect. He is prone to sinning like everyone. It’s obvious that Satan forced Haggard into doing it because The Dark One (not Barack Obama) realised that he was such a shining beacon of God, that if he managed to tempt Ted into homosexuality then it would be a victory against God.

As Christians, the worst thing we could do is “admit” that Haggard is Gay. That is what Satan and the mainstream media wants us to think. If you give into that line of thought then you’re condemning yourself to Hell.

I think the world now owes Ted Haggard an apology. The truth is that without Ted, so many people out there will be condemned to Hell from not hearing God’s word.

As for the Atheists who have been trying to tempt Haggard into your own Godless ways, shame on you! You are the sort of people who would kick an ailing puppy in the street. You will get your reward in Hell.