A Buddhist Argues That Jesus Was A Peace Loving Socialist Hippy And Turned The Other Cheek.

Words cannot express divinity. Being a Buddhist I don’t find it necessary to argue about religion. These arguments have resulted in a lot of evil. Negativity smiles when we argue, please don’t argue, be at rest. Express your feelings freely, people will believe you just by looking at the sincerity in your eyes. Jesus didn’t argue when he reached a certain point, he just did what he had to do and he accepted his father’s vision. Every person suffers until he embraces god totally, don’t argue, don’t suffer. Sent those who are ignorant your love, when they strike, turn the other cheek…

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So are you saying that if a terrorist smashed Jesus in the balls with a claw hammer he’d be turning around to let the guy boot him up the ass? Are you out of your mind?

I’m sorry but I can’t stand for people who portray Jesus as a peace loving hippie. He can and WILL be as violent as Al Pacino in Scarface when he returns to earth. We should seriously consider ourselves lucky that there are no chainsaws in Heaven otherwise he’d slice all of our Johnsons off and throw them away like bad figs from the tree.

8 Comments so far

  1. Mandat on April 8th, 2010

    not those cheeks Don

    so why do you worship this man if he is like that?

  2. admin on April 8th, 2010

    Who else am I going to worship?

  3. Mandat on April 8th, 2010

    no one, live a complete life responsible for yourselves

  4. Ian Robinson on April 8th, 2010

    Mandat,

    That has to be the most stupid comment I’ve ever seen. Man cannot be responsible for himself, we were created by God and it is our duty to Worship Him for he is He. He can destroy us as easily as He created us, and for that reason He deserves our respect and loyalty.

    Mandat, I sincerely hope you turn from your wicked ways and find the love of Jesus.

    Don, keep up the good work, I’m glad to see I’m not the only person left on the internet with a sense of decency and respect. May God be with you.

    Ian

  5. Mandat on April 8th, 2010

    Ian
    i am me, you are you, don is don (maybe), and she is she. all of these are true but i don’t see how they are a cogent argument.

    you don’t mean loyalty and respect what you are describing is fear and subservience.

    please feel free to contact me

    mandatmagic@hotmail.com

    WARNING
    (i got my bff satan to curse my inbox so that whover sends me an email has 812 syphilitic mongoose materialise precisely 8.3 inches inside their colon. I accept no responsibility for any aids, diarrhea or erections that may ensue)

  6. thomas on April 9th, 2010

    You may not believe this, but plenty of atheists are responsible people who don’t get their morales from god. You don’t need a god to have morales.

  7. anatheist on July 20th, 2010

    Mandat is 100% right. Ian Robinson, by calling Mandat stupid you prove that you are not respectful and decent. Admin asked a question, and Mandat answered with his opinion. Ian Robinson then responded with disrespect and accusations. Thomas, you are also correct. With an omnipotent god, morales are less likely to exist because people fear god, and do the right thing just to get into heaven. This is not always the case.

  8. maxx on July 24th, 2010

    The guy was speaking in your defence, and you turn around and slap him in the face by talking about this wonderful “person” whom you worship?

    …And you wonder why we aren’t christians.

    @Mandat: you are pretty fucking awesome.

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