Atheist Has A Holy Hallucination That Turns Out To Be A Wonderful Message Of Hope From Lord Jesus
Comments(9) This will be quick. I’ll tell you when I became Atheist…is when I saw Jesus. I was severely dehydrated from an field expedition and was rushed to hospital and while I was in bed, I saw Jesus.
It was the typical iconic image (good looking white guy, wearing white robes with light coming around him) and he approached the end of my bed. In his hands was a glowing cake box (the kind you get at small town bakeries) and he told me Mary was in it.
He then said goodbye and left. After that, I had a second hallucination, that my work colleagues were around my bed trying to bite me.
Neither of this made any sense, and then I realized something a few days afterwards. I wondered if every person who had seen a deity of sorts just imagined it, like I had. These are the reasons I deny it being real;
- Jesus was black, this Jesus was white.
- The cake box made absolutely no sense…
- and neither did my work-mates biting me.
If God was real, I’d like to think he would have corrected me at some point…but of course this doesn’t disprove religion at all…just like seeing Jesus doesn’t prove religion. Just like to know your views on this?
P.S. I’m not a: criminal, drug addict, illiterate, immoral person, before you flat out slander me.
Before we continue – have you ever considered that this was a message from God?
Jesus was trying to speak to you that day my boy. He brought his ‘cake box’ to represent the eternal gift that he came to offer you, which was only made possible by the Holy Mother who was inside and held dearly in the arms by Loving Jesus.
Why the hell else would she have been in the box? Are you trying to say that it was all just a meaningless hallucination?
It would only be considered one if you were smacked off your whiskers on bourbon or cheap crack, but not if you were just feeling a little ‘under the weather’.
Your ‘evil’ workmates signaled your ultimate destiny if you continue on leading a Godless life. God was telling you that you must turn away from them now otherwise they will end up biting you for all eternity in Hell.
It was a vision my boy. A vision.
You’ve obviously been chosen by God to be a messenger and I suggest that you dedicate your life to prayer and devotion in order to receive more messages from God.
And does it really matter what color Jesus was in your hallucination? God loves men of every color and creed.
Thanks for your enlightening post and all the best.
Your friend Don.
why would jesus be speaking to him? is jesus so imperfect that he can only give a rubbish hallucinations (i can give far more real, detailed and sane in therapy with hypnosis) what message is he given?
mandat
Mandat, you might be the smartest man in Britain but you just don’t understand Jesus.
How is it a ‘rubbish hallucination’?
My apologies for not posting a rebuttal to your banana argument, I’ve been having serious bowel complaints of late that have let me dashing to the toilet all the time.
My ass feels like the rim of a volcano right now.
because instead of a clear and useful hallucination a false image that western society has created of an eastern man who lived 2000 years ago came and gave the guy a cake and then his coworkers tried to eat him. if “god” wanted the poster to be a messenger then he would have sent him an image of the real jesus calmly explaining point by point exactly what is needed from him.
whilst i would love to be i am not the most intelligent man in britain, or even my county. my plus is having a good balance between intelligence, hard work ethic, common sense, rationality and critical thinking.
the bowel trouble is probably because you ate too many bananas.
get well soon, post banana thing soon after
mandat
Thank you Mandat.
You are my favorite Atheist of all time.
Even if you’re absolutely biccies
Keep searching for the Lord.
sorry biccies?
don’t know how to put a smiley in but please consider it there
Mandat
Looks like yet another hallucination that used various elements that the person knew.
If there was a god that sent this “vision” then they would know that the vision they sent made absolutely no sense and resulted in the person becoming an atheist after realising that many people who claim to get visions most likely were hallucinating.
If there was a god who sent a vision, they would have done one which would have made perfect sense and made the person keep their faith, not loose it.
Rather than trying to interoperate this as a vision and try to rationalise the craziness within, see it as what it actually is, a nonsecal hallucination
I’ve had a few hallucinations, but none as of yet have included Jesus. Why, because one person out of however many, does it mean this suddenly becomes a great message from God?
i don’t know if you’ve ever looked at Freud’s ideas on interpreting dreams don but you should see what he says about religious figures
mandat
hmmm why would you assume you know the will of god ? i dont think god would like that very much.
p.s. im an atheist