Atheists Are Still Trying To Deflower Christians In A Brutal Attempt To Convert Them To Godlessness
Comments(9) Why can’t Atheists leave the chaste alone?
There was a case recently in Houston were a 22 year old ex-Christian girl, deconverted from Jesusness to Atheism after having sex with a Godless. She deconverted because..
“(she’d) never seen anything as grotesque as (the atheist’s) purple rocket ever” and that “his balls were definitive proof that there was no God. They reeked biblically. Almost like the worst possible mix of piss, BBQ sauce and gasoline”.
So it seems that Atheists are now flashing their genitalia at Christians as a deconversion tactic and it’s become so effective that 95% of Christian’s subjected to the attacks are converting to Atheism.
If you are a young Christian lady living in an area full of Atheists, my only advice to you is to wear a blindfold everywhere in public. If you cannot see his furry balls flapping about like tainted cotton in the wind, then you’ll be safe with Jesus.
The other option is only for those with lightning quick reflexes. If you see the Atheist whipping his vessel out, run over to him and strike him in the sack with a copy of the King James Bible. This will leave the Atheist incapacitated for long enough for you to escape to a Church where you can pray for him to be subjected to eternal Damnation.
lol, is this blog a joke???
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Since when is the smell of BBQ sauce and gasoline a bad thing? I love the smell of BBQ sauce and gasoline in the morning. Smells like….virgins.
Brilliance.
Pure brilliance.
shouldnt the word “deconverted” be converted because they move from a blind faith to atheism. “deconversion” would mean they converted then went back. right?
Oh good. This site IS satire.
what the fuck for one thing if one case is true out of one then it is 100% and having sex with someone is different from randomly flashing someone. if cock and balls convert christians to atheists then how have you ever bred and how are there any male christians? they would fail the first time they took a shower
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Ahaha…I have a feeling this guy’s been taking us all for a ride. I’m almost certain this is a satire now. Good show lad, good show.
Hysterical!