Atheists Aren’t Helping Themselves By Being Alcoholic Chain Smokers

Atheists need a reality check. Most of them think it’s cool to chain-smoke and drink Scotch straight just because Christopher Hitchens does it. How childish is this? If Hitchens stuck his head in a fire would they do the same? I wouldn’t like to think so.

For people with such supposed intellectual capacity they always seem to fall short when it comes to living rational lives.

I seriously think it’s sad that these people are hurting their bodies by trying to emulate their Atheistic Gods. It’s pathetic in a way. I mean there’s absolutely no proof that Christopher Hitchens is God yet they seem to worship him as if he is one.

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Yet these same people have the cheek to imply that we’re somehow irrational. It’s a disgrace!

What Atheists need more than anything is to be taken to a Christian Bible Study Camp were they are trained on the Gospel and forced to sober up and recognize Christ Jesus as the only God in the game.

Otherwise God simply won’t forgive them.

3 Comments so far

  1. Mandat on October 20th, 2009

    “atheistic gods”, i rather like that, an oxymoron written by a regular moron

    i am a very outspoken anti-theist and i just had to look up Christopher Hitchens on google.

    i do not smoke, i drink sparingly (my current bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label has lasted me about 2 1/2 years now.

    we do not believe in any gods

    you seem to think that we worship the authors of books supporting our view

    do you worship the authors of the bible (i mean the real ones not the whole mathew mark etc ones.)

    “recognize Christ Jesus as the only God in the game.” so there is no god, just the son of god, who therefore cannot exist because you just said that god does not exist. well done, its not an argument i would have chosen but it works

    by being religious you are damaging your mind to a massive extent.

    please do contact me

    mandatmagic@hotmail.com

  2. Proud Atheist on February 12th, 2010

    Most of them like to chain smoke? And they’re alcoholics?

    This may very well be the most ignorant thing I’ve ever heard from a religious idiot. And that is saying something. My uncle is religious and he chain smokes like mad. Oh, and did I mention? He is the religious one.

    I don’t smoke and I am not an alcoholic. I care about my health. You have got to be one of the biggest morons it is ever been my misfortune to come across.

  3. Kevin the Magical Eagle on April 2nd, 2010

    Dear Bible Bashers.

    Man up and admit there is no god. He’s never done anything and its all shit.

    Love Bryn xx

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