It amuses me that Atheists claim to know everything about the Universe but are unable to prove anything conclusively.

Philosophically speaking, it is impossible to prove that we even exist, let alone other people or Gods. This is why faith is necessary in such a cruel unforgiving world. By buying into faith we are freeing ourselves from the Godless rabble who do not preach Truth or Love, but confusion, mayhem and mass suicide.

Yes I said mass suicide. Albert Camus the famous philosopher and Absurdist writer believed that the only important question in a persons life is whether he should kill himself or not. Without a God, there is no purpose to life, so by reading and subscribing to Camus’s nonsense Atheist’s are advocating mass suicide, which is  reprehensible!

Thank God I will never have to cower within the confines of Atheism and bury my head to the Truth!

The trouble with Atheism is that most non-believers are extremely arrogant, disrespectful and rude when in conversation with non-Christians. Since, we Christians are a highly tolerant bunch we wouldn’t mind it so much if you kept your Atheist Religion to yourself, but this is far from the case.

With the advent of the ‘Super Atheists’ we’re being bombarded by bull-crap from the like of Dawkins, Hitchens and Harris about there being no life after death, no point in existence and other anti-American themes.

It’s the Atheist’s agenda to demoralise middle-America and to make them as a apathetic as the average non-believer.

At least as Christian’s we have a reason to live. We have a true reason to get up in the morning, which doesn’t involve taking pleasure in abusing God’s name or abusing your own dignity by masturbating over the most grotesque forms of porn on the planet.

In short, Atheist’s should mind their own business and stop trying to bully us into accepted their demented view. There is a God and he loves us all (apart from Atheists) very much.

If you can’t handle this, turn off your computer, TV and all of your lights, then flush your head down the toilet repeatedly to learn some goddamn respect.

Why can’t Atheists leave the chaste alone?

There was a case recently in Houston were a 22 year old ex-Christian girl, deconverted from Jesusness to Atheism after having sex with a Godless. She deconverted because..

“(she’d) never seen anything as grotesque as (the atheist’s) purple rocket ever” and that “his balls were definitive proof that there was no God. They reeked biblically. Almost like the worst possible mix of piss, BBQ sauce and gasoline”.

So it seems that Atheists are now flashing their genitalia at Christians as a deconversion tactic and it’s become so effective that 95% of Christian’s subjected to the attacks are converting to Atheism.

If you are a young Christian lady living in an area full of Atheists, my only advice to you is to wear a blindfold everywhere in public. If you cannot see his furry balls flapping about like tainted cotton in the wind, then you’ll be safe with Jesus.

The other option is only for those with lightning quick reflexes. If you see the Atheist whipping his vessel out, run over to him and strike him in the sack with a copy of the King James Bible. This will leave the Atheist incapacitated for long enough for you to escape to a Church where you can pray for him to be subjected to eternal Damnation.