Over the past few days I have been visiting the Atheist mega blog Unreasonable Faith which is run by a nice young man called Daniel.

Unfortunately for Daniel his blog is inhabited by a gang of marauding Atheists who would gladly shit on Jesus’s grave just to prove that they are for real.

These Atheists are so devout that they spend many hours in their basements in Vermont slapping themselves over the head repeatedly with the Living Word like primitive little squirrels just to mock the Lord all the more.

Once they’ve massacred the Bible they will then put it in the toilet and flush it until the toilet backs up. This is the Unreasonable Faith way.

Since I’ve been over in Unreasonable Faith I have been insulted incessantly for being a believer. It will only be a matter of time before the Unreasonable Faith brigade turn up on my doorstep wielding ice cream scoops.

These maniacs will be out for my asshole. They will butcher my fanny until it’s as stretched and colorful as the menacing grins on their faces.

I feel so depressed and stressed at the moment that I’ve shitting black pellets for 4 days now. I’ve lost 5lbs and my balls look all discolored in the bath.

The very fact that I’m staring at my naked body in the mirror is a testimony to the fact that the Unreasonable Faith blog helps warp minds.

How long will it be before I place my head between my legs in a vain attempt to lick the rear of my nutsack?

They are out to get me. All of them. Out to pollute my mind and turn me into one of them.

I’ve even been touching myself whilst watching Oprah. This has got to stop. I’ve never felt so sad in my life.

I was checking my web stats earlier and found out that a forum full of Godlesses have linked to my blog.

I waded my way through the site, sickened like a puppy choking on a pissy sock full of Oreos by the wanton exhibition of God bashing.

Never in my life had I witnessed such a grotesque perversion of pixels and internet databytes.

Now I want to address this ‘question’ that the ‘Why Won’t God Heal Amputees’ crew seem to find so important.

The easy answer is, do these people have proof that God has never healed an amputee before?

I have faith that God is infinitely powerful and that restoring limbs is well within his capabilities it’s just that he has other priorities.

God would rather spend time working unseen miracles in the heart of men hardened towards Him.

Ask yourself this, what would be a greater miracle? Converting one of those hippy socialists who frequent WWGHA into a respectable human being or regenerating a piece of human tissue?

The former is where the challenge lies and the latter isn’t worth considering in comparison to it.

It wouldn’t be fair if God healed all amputees either. Many innocent victims suffer amputation after a particularly nasty car accident or from a disease like diabetes.

There’s no question that these people deserve to be cured but what about others less deserving?

How about the trigger happy trailer trash who accidentally blows off half of his lower leg with a sawn off shotgun after stumbling home drunk to find his brother in bed with his sister?

Does he deserve such a gift as a new leg?

Since God is a fair God, he would have to heal both the deserving amputee and the redneck amputee, which is simply out of the question.

Besides if he healed the redneck’s leg, he’d come back home a week later and shoot off his other leg when he finds his mother in bed with his brother.