My dear goodness.

I want to die with America tonight, Lord. I want to die rather than have to face up to this diseased country that’s being tipped ass-over-tit by these Marxist mercenaries posing as Atheists and Agnostics.

We have a president in the White Office who not only wants to push ‘the old fucks’ (as he secretly refers to them) down flights of stairs in their wheelchairs, but now he has descended into wanton Godlessness by omitting God from his Thanksgiving speech.

Marxist Atheists will obviously view this as a great victory and will push the government for more concessions.

Next this shitty health care reform bill will be imposed upon us, so that the saving-less wasters out there who deserve to die for being too lazy will legally be allowed to pilfer spare change from our pockets.

I don’t understand why Obama couldn’t have just given a small amount of praise to the Lord. This is a Christian nation, founded by Christian people to glorify the Christian God.

I am not the only one who will be beyond words this evening.

Friends in Christ, if you’re bewildered by Hussein Obama’s thoughtlessness, please write in. I’ve honestly had enough of this for one day.

Atheists need a reality check. Most of them think it’s cool to chain-smoke and drink Scotch straight just because Christopher Hitchens does it. How childish is this? If Hitchens stuck his head in a fire would they do the same? I wouldn’t like to think so.

For people with such supposed intellectual capacity they always seem to fall short when it comes to living rational lives.

I seriously think it’s sad that these people are hurting their bodies by trying to emulate their Atheistic Gods. It’s pathetic in a way. I mean there’s absolutely no proof that Christopher Hitchens is God yet they seem to worship him as if he is one.

Yet these same people have the cheek to imply that we’re somehow irrational. It’s a disgrace!

What Atheists need more than anything is to be taken to a Christian Bible Study Camp were they are trained on the Gospel and forced to sober up and recognize Christ Jesus as the only God in the game.

Otherwise God simply won’t forgive them.

Please do not read any of Eckhart Tolle’s books. They are unscriptural, un-holy and almost unreadable. Mr Tolle reminds me of a preachy stoner who’s out to convert people into the Satanic arts. Let it be known that God hates Meditation. He hates Yoga. He hates it when you to be still. He wants you to talk to him, not to yourself, which is exactly the opposite of what Eckhart Tolle wants for you.

He wants to lead you down the wrong path, into unrighteousness and lust. One moment you’ll be meditating and the next you’ll be jumping up and down on your brothers head, praising Satan and Obama Bin Laden.

I tried reading both the “Power Of Now” and “A New Earth” and I only got through 5 pages of each before God spoke to me. I heard him say “Put the book down! Tolle is of Satan! Look at his beard! He looks like Rick Astley! I gave him that Beard as a warning! Take notice, otherwise I’ll throw you into the lake of fire.”

Fans of Eckhart Tolle are often naive, lonely, alcoholics who constantly have panic attacks in public and dance with their pets to Bruce Springsteen LP’s in their living room. These are the same people who mock Jesus on a regular basis! But ha! The laugh will be on them on Judgement Day!

Jesus have mercy on me! Whenever I first heard about this, I pushed over the television set and it exploded. I can’t believe that the Communist State of the United Kingdom would allow for such blistering attacks on the personal character of Our Lord Jesus Christ in public. How can Dawkins live with himself at night, knowing that he is insulting his Almighty Ruler of Heaven and Earth?

I have a friend over in England called Brian Thompson and he’s a God fearing soul, so he was shocked as me when he first heard about this. Unfortunately for Brian, the Atheist buses are everywhere in his district of London, so instead of using public transportation he walks the 10 miles into work. Ever since he’s stopped using public transport, he has been late for work on no fewer than 50 occasions and has since been fired. You have no idea how much this infuriates me. Here was a man, standing up for Jesus, who got fired just because of that!

I’ve been reading that the Atheist buses are now running in Washington. If they ever appear here in Texas I will take a stand against it. I am not one to defecate in public, but if I see one, I will make a huge, sticky, brown exception in Jesus’s name. Amen!

This man is a devious liar out to claim souls for Satan. Don’t listen to a word he says, even if he is arguing a Christian. He will convert you into an Atheist and within a week you’ll be running around your town punching old women in the face.

Hitchens is an alcoholic, a communist, a charlatan, a liar and a god hating bully. He is out to charm the pants off any young woman who listens to his drivel. If he had his way,  everyone in America would be Atheist and they’ve had the following picture, posterised on their bedroom walls.

He is infamous for his hate-filled tirades on national T.V, with his disgusting diatribe against the Late Jerry Falwell being the most famous of them all. Shame on you Christopher! You aren’t even half the man Jerry Falwell is was You accused him of being illiterate on National T.V which was so hypocritical, considering you can barely write yourself. I’ve read “God Is Not Great” and it was the most boring book ever.

Why can’t you just confess that there is a God. Look outside Chris! The world didn’t get here on its own. If you weren’t blinded by such lies as evolution you’d maybe understood your place on Planet Earth better.

You have a lot to learn. As does anyone who supports Hitchens. I’ll be praying for you.