Why do Atheists not believe that I take their arguments seriously? I read and treasure each and every one of them

Seriously, this site is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen. Does the Bible not say ‘Love thy neighbour’?, and does it not also talk about treating others as you wish to be treated? I’m not going to try and change your religion, because you are entitled to believe what you want – but how can you call yourself a Christian when you make a hate website calling us atheists evil and soulless? Which, anyway, is definitely not true.

I myself am an atheist, yet I share many of the same morals as a usual Christian – I am kind to others, and I am certainly not going to go off to murder and rape puppies, like this website would suggest. Christians are against prejudice, am I right? So what makes you think that this website directed specifically against us is any different to, say, a website that says black people are inferior? I wonder what Jesus would think, if he saw the way you were treating other people. Perhaps, instead of insulting atheists, you could work towards helping them, you could try and convert them to religion.

And one last thing, what is the point of setting up this argument box? You say ‘Convince me that God doesn’t exist and you could convert me into one of you.’ which is clearly a lie. I’ve read a lot of the Arguing with Atheists section and you just mock them.

For one, you even said ‘Atheists aren’t very good at thinking critically. They spend so much of their time fantasizing about a threesome between themselves, Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens that they don’t have energy to be rational.’ What a brilliant comeback. Seriously, you expect us to provide a good argument, you should at least give a reasonable one back. And don’t you dare come back to me with some lame insult like that, because in the end, what does it prove? That you have a mental age of around 11?

I could argue for so much longer, but you probably won’t take this argument seriously anyway, so I hope you have a good laugh reading it, and go back to disregarding your beloved religion to put down atheists. Have a nice day.

My dear friend! I am sorry if I have offended you it was not my intention. Your message has troubled me as you somehow assume that I don’t how the teaching ‘Love thy neighbour’ close to my heart. This couldn’t be further from my truth.

I love all of God’s children. It’s only because of this love that I set up this website in the first place to try to save you from the dark one!

I’ve lost all patience with both the Atheists I come into contact in my every day life as well as the ones who post comments on this blog.

It seems as if I could spend an eternity trying to convince these people of the reality of God, but every time I produce a bullet proof argument, it’s ignored as if it was never made.

Life is too short to be wasted on non-believers who can’t handle the truth. I’ve tried so hard to win you all over but you just mock me incessantly because I have a different opinion than you.

If I was a stronger man I’d continue to preach the Gospel but I’m starting to lose the will right now. Every time I think about it I can feel my faith wavering.

I think from now on I need to spend more time focusing on God and less on Atheists who are just out to persecute Christians like me.

As a Christian, it’s your God given mission to convert as many Atheists as humanly possible. Whilst it might seem an impossible task, be assured that it is not! Atheists are usually quite dull and will produce the same range of hopeless arguments against God. Here are some of the best ways to convert them to the path of righteousness.

• Ask the Atheist if they had any pets as a child, that are now dead. Remind him that their beloved friends will also be roasting in hell with them for all eternity if they do not accept Jesus into their life.
• Offer the Atheist a free gift if they confess to believing in Jesus. State that in order to receive their prize they must first attend Church on Sunday. If they show up at church, get the minister to trap the atheist into a net before throwing them into a swimming pool and baptising them. The trauma caused by this will instantly convert the Atheist into a God fearing Christian.
• Remind the Atheist that God has been watching them masturbate and that He’ll be demanding an explanation over why they had such a demented sex face every time they played with themselves.
• If the Atheist is an alcoholic, state that there is no beer in Heaven. This will work a treat.
• If the Atheist is a fat-ass, state that there are no burgers in Heaven. Ditto. You can use this tactic, regardless of the situation. Be sure to spot a weakness in the person’s character or appearance and exploit it for God!

Remember be persistant. You mightn’t convert the Atheist at the first time of asking, but keep trying! Eventually they’ll see the Holy Logic of God and will bask in his Glory. Amen!