The greatest danger that teenagers face these days is Atheism. As I’ve discussed before it’s a dangerous religion that spits out bright young preople and leaves them as empty shells of their former selves.

If you’re thinking about becoming an Atheist, my advice to you is to turn to the Church immediately for help. Instead of dicussing your beliefs with atheist friends or secular schoolteachers, go straight to the clergy and voice your doubts to them. They will be able to redirect you onto the path of righteousness.

If an Atheist tries to brainwash you with his logic during a difficult period, feel free to just run away. For it is better to run away and be seen as a coward on earth than to have to endure the ungodly fires of hell for all of eternity.