As a God fearing Christian,  you should never ever date an Atheist. One night alone with an atheist is enough for you to lose your faith and to be converted into one of the spiritually dead. If you insist on dating an atheist then be very cautious indeed. I’ve included a few things to watch out for when dating an unbeliever.

• By the end of the night they’ll force you to stamp on a cardboard cut out of Jesus to show that you no longer believe. Resist the temptation and slap them on the jaw if necessary before running for the hills
• Put a bag over your head before the date. If you can’t make eye contact with the atheist then you are far less likely to be reeled in by their lies.
• Go with a Christian friend to the date. If at any point during the date they notice you becoming aroused, inform them that they must slap you around the face as hard as possible before shouting “In Jesus name, may your fleshy dagger be limp!”
• If the Atheist asks you home with them, refuse right out even if they insist they just want you to hear the new Gospel album you heard.
• If the Atheist takes the Lord’s name in vain, be sure to throw anything at hand at them and aim for their face. Plates are especially useful for this.

Remember if you marry an atheist then in all probability neither of you will enter the kingdom of Heaven. Stay right by Jesus and only marry those who are of God.