Defining Atheism – Atheists Really Do Believe In Jesus!

Atheism is all about trying to annoy God. Deep in their dark hearts Atheists know that God exists and are trying to irritate him by supposedly doubting his existence.  Yet have you noticed how Atheist’s are constantly taking the Lord’s name in vain? Why would they do this if he didn’t exist? This is definitive proof that Atheists are living under a web of deceit. Notice how they have the audaucity to mock Christians for deceiving themselves. What utter baloney!

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Charles Darwin invented the Theory of Evolution to provide a ‘plausible’ cover for this fact. He knew that God was real and decided one day to come up with a lot of old nonsense about how we were really chimps in a past life. Doesn’t this fool know that the earth is only 6000 years old? I mean how stupid can you get? The evidence is there. Jesus will forgive Darwin for his idiocy as there were no creation science museums around when he was alive.

Luckily he had the good grace to convert to the way of the Lord before dying. The same can and will not be said for the likes of Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens who have done a magnificent job of convincing themselves and millions of other lost souls that there is no God.

In summary, Atheists are cowards. They use Jesus’s name in vain all the time but aren’t brave enough to acknowledge the beauty and reality of our Lord Jesus Christ.  If only they’d open their hearts to Him they’d know the true meaning of peace.

2 Comments so far

  1. Deemo on April 6th, 2009

    “creation science museums” arent those the ones that have children and dinosaurs playing together in the garden of eden? even tho Adam and Eve didnt have thier children Cain and Abel until after they were banished from the garden of eden (and they were both male, so how could this produce the human race?) so how could children that were born after banishment from eden be playing with dinosaurs that were in the garden of eden? and creation science is an oxymoron, crationism is taken on faith and science is taken on evidence. you dont have faith in science, if an answer is not known any self respecting scientist will say “i dont know that yet”

  2. Mandat on October 6th, 2009

    we do not believe in jesus or any supernatural theistic idiocy. those atheists that are brought up in an even mildly christian community hear “oh my god” or “i say that appears to be the lord jesus christ taking it up the arse from a horse” therefore we say these things as we have learned them, if we came from france we would say puitain even if we had lived there when we were younger, that wouldn’t make us french.

    you are an idiot, darwin did not convert this was a lie spread by idiots like you

    contact me if you have a rebuttal, i would love to talk to you

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