Do Christians Believe In The Jonah And The Whale ‘Fairy Tale’? Are We Ignorant To Believe In Organized Religion?
Comments(6) How can you be so ignorant to believe in religion. YOU BELIEVE IN A FAIRY TALE. Do you really believe a man lived in a “big fish” for three days? haha, or believing that “god” can hear and comprehend everyone murmur to him at the same time. The ten commandments are ridiculous and childish, excluding the stealing and killing. But we would have figured out that steal other peoples’ stuff is wrong and that killing other people is wrong, without religion.
You’re not educated enough in the science or religion department. Jesus is not my lord, he didn’t die for my sins. Well…think about that…died for our sins…meaning..hey go out and butt-f*** a teen, kill your boss. because your not sinning because technically there are no sins. read the first testament. Wow god was a real dick killing innocent people due to one mans actions.
Yes I believe that Jonah lived in a whale. Just because it might seem ridiculous to you, doesn’t mean that it didn’t happen. If you were open-minded enough to look at the real science behind it then you’d think differently.
You only think that the 10 commandments are ridiculous and childish because you don’t want to keep to them. You are a sinner and you need God but you just don’t want to admit this because inside you’re a weak person.
Why do Atheists have to use such coarse language in order to demonstrate their point? Surely if they had truth on their side then they could just calmly state what’s true, instead of trying to abuse Christians with cusses!
don you have cussed your heart out through this whole site, including claiming your hope that dawkins would be gangbanged by hobgoblins.
what actually are the 10 commandments? i know there is something in there about not fucking your neighbour up the ass
i am guessing, unless they are as odd as the rest of the bible, that i have kept them all so far (my neighbour is pretty hot though so i may be wavering) he thinks the idea of some old man climbing a mountain and being given some rocks (by the by parchment had been invented by then, might have been a bit more convenient)
are you saying that scientifically living inside a whale is possible?
for one thing where? where are you living? if it is the stomach which i believe it says in the the bible (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) then i am afraid it is out of the question. the acidity of a duodenum is enough to kill a person, added to which the lack of air and constant crushing from the stomach walls might be an issue. the main problem is that any species of whale big enough eats plankton and would have a hard time swallowing a small grapefruit, let alone a human.
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so… umm why are atheist the weak ones? considering that christians have to pray (or as i like to call it, “talking to ones self”) every time something bad happens, instead of just realizing and accepting that bad things happen in life and we need to be able to pick ourselves up BY OURSELVES, without the crutch of an invisible friend. atheist dont need to try to convince ourselves that we have an invisible friend that loves us and cares for us. we realize that life isn’t fare and we need to just move on.
I just had to write this.. its amazing.
Christianity: The Belief that a cosmic jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from humanity that is present because a rib-woman was convinced by a snake to eat an apple from a magic tree.
I could not help but post this after reading the first paragraph of the retalliation.
Have I actually looked at the science of a whale? Yes.
Have you? It doesn’t look like it.
Is it biologically possible to live inside a whale for three days? Definitely not.
Or was this one of those special whales? You know, like the ones that only ever exist when Christians are reciting them out the bible?
Don’t you atheists have better things to do than looking on an anti-atheist website?
If you really believed in your opinion, and didn’t care much for ours, why on earth would you be going to this kind of site? I sure don’t go looking around the web for anti-religion sites.
All I see here is a bunch of angry people that cannot accept the fact that we have a different belief from yours. You may think we sound crazy, but have you every thought about it from our perspective? We think you’re crazy!
John,
I was originally a Christian, I went to a Protestant primary school, so yes, I have thought about it from your perspective.
Unfortunately for religion, children nowadays are getting better at critical thinking from a younger age. Most of my family are strong Protestants, except my parents who are agnostics.
We don’t go “looking around the web for anti-religion sites”. We probably got here on a similar route to yours, with maybe a couple of circumstances changed.
It’s the fact that we stay here that you might question.
We are not angry because you hold a different believe, but because we are pestered by people like the administrator of this website. Take a look at the titles of some of the articles on this website:
“Atheist Tries To Mock God And The Holy Spirit By Comparing Him To Invisible Pink Unicorns, Flying Spaghetti Monsters and Invisible Pixies. ”
“Atheist Admits That Scientists Are ‘Reason Obsessed’ And Implies That Introspection And Prayer Don’t Work.”
“Most Atheists Do Not Hate Christians – They Only Feel Sorry For Us! How Patronizing!”
If that was directed towards you, would that not inspire at least a mild reaction mentally for you?
And it is because of this mild reaction, and the patronisation that we recurringly receive on this website, that we continue to return.
I hope now you understand a little better. We hold no negative views against (your) faith(s), but when it infringes upon *our* beliefs, we are not going to sit here and take it with a hint of sugar.