I Hate Christopher Hitchens

This man is a devious liar out to claim souls for Satan. Don’t listen to a word he says, even if he is arguing a Christian. He will convert you into an Atheist and within a week you’ll be running around your town punching old women in the face.

Hitchens is an alcoholic, a communist, a charlatan, a liar and a god hating bully. He is out to charm the pants off any young woman who listens to his drivel. If he had his way,  everyone in America would be Atheist and they’ve had the following picture, posterised on their bedroom walls.

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He is infamous for his hate-filled tirades on national T.V, with his disgusting diatribe against the Late Jerry Falwell being the most famous of them all. Shame on you Christopher! You aren’t even half the man Jerry Falwell is was You accused him of being illiterate on National T.V which was so hypocritical, considering you can barely write yourself. I’ve read “God Is Not Great” and it was the most boring book ever.

Why can’t you just confess that there is a God. Look outside Chris! The world didn’t get here on its own. If you weren’t blinded by such lies as evolution you’d maybe understood your place on Planet Earth better.

You have a lot to learn. As does anyone who supports Hitchens. I’ll be praying for you.

7 Comments so far

  1. Ray on April 7th, 2009

    Yeah, and he can’t even speak proper English. I mean, what’s with that weird accent? Is he some kind of foreigner or something? Jesus help us.

  2. john on August 22nd, 2009

    This is a silly website.

  3. Dooshbahg on September 7th, 2009

    Hitchens is a double dooshbahg. But so are you. I have nothing against people believing in things, but people who tell other people what they should believe, Christian and atheist alike, are (sing with me)-> doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo, doo-doo, dooshbahgs.

  4. LIL_WAT on October 25th, 2009

    hitchens is an articulate englishman with good arguments. he is neither a communist nor ‘charlatan’.

  5. Pedro De Mello on April 3rd, 2010

    “Why can’t you just confess that there is a God.”

    You mean:

    “Why can’t you just confess that there is a God?”

    Anyway, you’re right…

    Christopher Hitchens is a terrible writer. And I bet he would be furious if he saw your post.

  6. Francesca on May 26th, 2010

    Don’t forget he’s the one who led an obsessive hate campaign against mother Theresa. That’s right, Mother Theresa.

    What an ugly blimp.

  7. anon on June 17th, 2010

    There’s not enough soap in the world to get that ugly slimy Trotskyite slug clean. At least warn people before you show something so revolting.

    suppose Dawkins is the bottom.

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