If You Were Born Christian And Are Now Atheist, You’re Still Christian.
Comments(17) I’m sick and tired of these liberal crybabies who claim that they are Atheist even if they were born into a God fearing family.
The truth is that if you were born Christian, then you’ll die Christian regardless of any supposed “de-conversion”.
What right do you have to turn away from Jesus? Do you realise what he went through for your sins?
You belong to God and God alone.
When you masturbate you are violating God’s property. When you swear you are violating God’s property. When you get smacked up on booze and try on your Mother’s underwear in a wicked attempt to arouse your Uncle then you are violating God’s property.
You wouldn’t take a dump in a formal suit you hired and hand it back dirty would you?
Well that’s exactly what you are doing if you do not atone for your sins.
If you do not say the prayer below now then you are exactly like the person who took a dump in the formal suit. Only you aren’t just handing the dirty suit back folded neatly.
You are RAMMING it into Your Owner’s face.
“Father, I know that I have broken your laws and my sins have separated me from you. I am truly sorry, and now I want to turn away from my past sinful life toward you. Please forgive me, and help me avoid sinning again. I believe that your son, Jesus Christ died for my sins, was resurrected from the dead, is alive, and hears my prayer. I invite Jesus to become the Lord of my life, to rule and reign in my heart from this day forward. Please send your Holy Spirit to help me obey You, and to do Your will for the rest of my life. In Jesus’ name I pray, Amen.”
If you are an Atheist and have refused to say this prayer out loud then Christ will make a mockery of you in front of God.
Just like YOU continue to make a mockery of Him on a daily basis.
Jesus will show God recordings of your most heinous crimes on Judgement Day. Including the time you jerked off at your late Aunt’s funeral and the night when you came home from the strip club cracked off your whiskers on cheap bourbon, before shoving the vacuum cleaner handle up your ass as part of Godless sex act.
Let it be known that no-one on Planet Earth has died an Atheist. Even Darwin accepted Salvation before he died. Dawkins will give into Jesus too when he dies.
However, Jesus will not accept his apologies. He will not shake his grubby hand as a peace offering.
Our Lord will throw him into the fiery pits of hell where he’ll be violently raped by a gangbang of hob-goblins possesed by the unstoppable sexual prowess of Oprah “King Slut” Winfrey.
The final solution to this stupidity is for Christian babies to be branded at birth with a Cross tattoo on several places on their body so that everyone will know throughout their life that they belong to Jesus even if they are tempted into Atheism by the dark forces.
Pride is one of the Seven Deadly Sins, and so is Wrath. You think you are a Christian, but the wrath and pride you display in this blog post tell me otherwise. If you value your eternal soul, you need to reconsider your life, and the reasons you think you believe in Christ. Pretending to believe in Jesus Christ simply so you may feel superior to others is worse than not believing at all.
I like your Christ fine, /but your Xtians are so unlike him. I was born to a Xtian house, but I do not believe in your god nor any others. And you can’t make me believe in your myths with threats of pain after death. I have the right of freewill. Weather granted to me by your diety as you believe or a natural right of man, it gives me the right to question, and to choose. I do not choose your myths. And it is in part because of the arrogance you and those like you show. You know nothing, I know nothing, but I can admit it.
Is this for real? This has to be a fucking joke. Please, for the love of fucking christ tell me it’s joke!!
Christ hates you!
http://www.EvilBible.com
Christ hatest you!
Jesus, people, can’t you recognise satire when you see it?
This is the one of greatest blogs I have ever read. I love you.
Do you really think that God wants to be represented by people like you? Christianity may actually convert atheists if they used some logic or reason in their arguments. This moron just uses irrelevant metaphors and fear-mongering.
This guy is obviously very sexually tense. I’m an evil atheist and i’m very disturbed by these thoughts. Christians suck balls
Wow I hope this is a joke because if not this is the dumbest most ignorant thing I have ever seen in my life.
what gives you the right to mock non christians like that. If you claim your tolorant, why don’t you live up to your promises
To come back to your precious scriptures, it is Quoted that Jesus loves us all and says forgiveness is required to live a valued life, however you are saying jesus doesn’t posess this as he would mock dawkins, this is a contridiction on your part and on your precious bible, eye for a eye: turn the other cheek, God commands war: thou who live by the sword dies by the sword. i know your argument will be that the new testament is a improvment, but if you set your moral compass by this divine power surely he shouldnt change his mind half way through, that isn’t a all knowing God as surly he would of seen the limitations of his first ordrs and moved straight to the ones jesus says, my opinions are backed up by empirical evidence yoursis based on a fictious book which has spawned the biggest cult in all of history and whos aimis to quash human nature its self, you are told to accept was is said in the bible without question due to a fictious reward, where is the logic in this?
Whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin. – Mark 3:29
I deny the Holy Spirit.
Cool story bro.
Dude, I’m a christian, and at the moment, I’m starting to hate Christians. If other people don’t want to believe, then that is their right, their GOD GIVEN right. If our gods love is infinite (and I have no doubt that it is) then he’ll accept all his children, no matter what there choices.
I find it very paradox that you, being a good Christian, are this intolerant. Thinking of all the truly disgusting deeds, the leaders of christianity have committed, I feel truly sorry for your kind. That you can be so blind as to trust a book, written by man, just to explain some very uninteresting events…I do not believe your god, nor others of the kind. Adults with imaginary friends…are stupid! Considering that even the greatest scientists ever known to mankind had to bow before the image of a non-existing fictional character, I truly become enraged. I was born into a Christian home, but despise the idea of bowing infront of some novel protagonist who was apparently given birth to by a virgin. Yeah right, you people are so naive. Maria was married, so who the hell believes that she was still a virgin? Well I don’t. Get your head out of the dark place where it’s stuck and wake up, you sick bunch of pathetic people! Christianity is a worse than the nazi-regime could ever be! Killing people for not believing your bullshit, slaying women for their haircolour, demanding obedience from anyone, and ignorance beyond your imagination.
God’s fiction, and not a very good part of the genre.
I rest my case.
everyone’s born an atheist, then thay join the religion their parents shove down their throat
will this mockery take a similar form as the one that i assume you believe is being enacted on you to make these statements
do you realise how many people before and after jesus have one much more for various causes including dying, apparently, for our “sins” (name 5 sins not caused by religion, i bet you can’t)
big woop you got nailed to some wood hundreds of people have had this done for nothing, why does him saying he’s doing it for his imaginary friend in the sky make him more worth mentioning
or worshipping
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“When you get smacked up on booze and try on your Mother’s underwear in a wicked attempt to arouse your Uncle then you are violating God’s property.”
“Including the time you jerked off at your late Aunt’s funeral and the night when you came home from the strip club cracked off your whiskers on cheap bourbon, before shoving the vacuum cleaner handle up your ass as part of Godless sex act.”
“Our Lord will throw him into the fiery pits of hell where he’ll be violently raped by a gangbang of hob-goblins possesed by the unstoppable sexual prowess of Oprah “King Slut” Winfrey.”
what?? you did what??? where the fuck do you get this from. i suggest you delve deep into your subconscious have a personal realization and then come out. you’re complaining about atheist perverted sex practises (i would point out they are all masturbation, indicating that you get very little) and then claim that god punishes people with gangbanging hobgoblins.
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“Jesus will show God recordings” i’d just like to point out that whilst jesus does use a mac and iMovie to edit these the bible cannot mention these due to the concern of alienating microsoft users
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“The final solution to this stupidity is for Christian babies to be branded at birth with a Cross tattoo on several places on their body so that everyone will know throughout their life that they belong to Jesus even if they are tempted into Atheism by the dark forces”
so your solution to this problem is to brand newborn babies so that they do not go to the darkside and start killing all the good jedi?
please do email me with any responses that you think you can come up with
mandatmagic@hotmail.com
I was born a christian went to a christian school until the church told my mother she was unclean because she had two handicap children (not me). They told my father that it was because my mom had sinned and she needed to ask forgivness from god. She was made to feel like a sinner. It almost broke our family up. My mom was excommunicated because she couldnt understand what sin she had committed and needed to ask forgivness for. My Mom is an earth angel
This is why i’m now an athiest. I reject the claim that once a christian always a christian its just complete shit. I live my life by christian type rules but leave all the other crap out. Try it. You can do cool stuff on Sundays too.
“Our Lord will throw him into the fiery pits of hell where he’ll be violently raped by a gangbang of hob-goblins possesed by the unstoppable sexual prowess of Oprah “King Slut” Winfrey.”
How in the world could you ever possibly believe this sentence tells of an almighty God that exists in perfect love. This view of God is no better than man(even though I sure do know a lot of great humans who would never, ever, think about sending their children, no matter what they could ever possibly do, to suffer so harshly for all of eternity) and sickens me. Also something I have been wondering for awhile, if Jesus died to “save our sins” what the hell ever happend to that? We all are still told we commit sins and we still get sent to hell by our loving savior to pay for these sins and there is still death, poverty, war, and hate, so what exactly did Jesus save?!?!? Now I am no atheist (although for a brief period in my life, thanks to Christianity, I was, thankfully I saw an even brighter light), but believe me, I will never, ever go back to the fear mongering, hatred-filled piss poor excuse for a religion called Christianity again. I have learned to embrace God in the greatness “he” really resides in, and oh my it is so much more beautiful, perfect, loving, and balanced than the God you get on your knees for and praise till the end of time. God would never make us do something like that, we make ourselves do that with our disillusioned egos that are filled with hate. But in the end all of this is okay, because the universe and God is just a game of balance, we need the darkness to reach the light, we need low, unhappy and challenging moments so we can raise up into a higher, more perfected state of being with God. So in conclusion, please stop confusing what God really is, to what the visiting extra terrestrials from Earth’s ancient past proclaimed themselves to be. Even if this was a compleltly satirical blog, I still think that many of the points I tried to make should be taken into consideration. You can believe in God without being a Christian, most of the ancient Gods in the spiritual texts were aliens (look up Ancient Astronaut Theory, there’s an overwhelming amount of evidence), and we are not the lowly, unworthy pieces of shit Christianity calls us, rather we are millions of pieces that make up a perfect God that is much grander than our current conscious levels can comprehend(although it is possibly to raise our consciousness and embrace it).