Reddit Atheists Are Fascist, Drug-Taking Thought Criminals, Who Support Murder, Lynchings And Bum Rape
Comments(22) My last entry has been posted onto the militant atheist website Reddit.com, which seems to be some sort of breeding ground for communist thought criminals. As I searched through the website it became apparent that it consists predominately of disturbed young men who support Obama, abortion and the legalisation of crack cocaine.
Why hasn’t someone closed this website down already? It’s potentially more dangerous than an Al-Queda training camp in warping the minds of simple-minded Atheists. How long will it be before they are co-ordinating attacks against churches and jacking themselves off in Christian graveyards for cheap laughs?
These are typical Reddit Atheists, pictured at a rally protesting against our right to inhale oxygen, in December 2007.
It saddens me that these same people support homosexuality and claim that it’s natural. I’m glad that very few of these young addicts ever go outside otherwise I’m sure the incidence of bum-rape in America would soar. It’s obvious to me that without Jesus in their lives, they’ve resorted to watching pornography all day.
Thankfully since they are so pre-occupied with this filth, they don’t have the energy to ever go outside. However, if they were to take to the streets, no Christian’s anus would be safe. These people are unrepentant sex pests and would like nothing more than to claim “a Christian hole” for the Atheist cause. They’d probably post footage of the rape up on their depraved shrine and it would be on the front page for a year.
I’ve even received a depraved email from one of these malcontents that reads like this..
“Hi dipshit. You can’t write for fuck. I’m currently dressed as the Virgin Mary and I’ve just shoved the TV remote up my ass. Next I will paste my balls in peanut butter, before running outside in order to howl at Heaven for Christ’s cock. Cya in heaven!
He goes on to say…
Jesus says he’s gonna make a twink out of you, lol! He’ll stretch your rectum inside out with his cheesy whisk so that Satan can whistle through your asshole like a flute. Oh by the way, just cos you’re a Christian doesn’t mean you can’t wash your balls. I can smell your cock fumes from here.”
I’m sorry if I’ve offended any of my Christian readers by posting the content of the email. I only did so to make you aware of how sick these people are. To mock Jesus is one thing, but to coat your genitals in peanut butter is Ungodly. And to then have the audacity to suggest that Jesus and Mary slept together is just pure evil.
I can’t believe what I’ve just read. I’m off to cry in the shower as my tears are falling all over the keyboard, which is starting to become as sticky as the average Atheist porn-junky’s keyboard.
Hey, stop criticizing bum rape. I doubt you’ve even tried it.
OMG!!!! Covering your genitals in.. in.. (I can’t bring myself to say it) in PEANUT BUTTER ??!! The horror!
Way more Ungoldy than when Ted Haggard covers his in Vaseline.
I still can’t decide if this blog is real or just a very good attempt at trolling. Either this guy is completely retarded or we all just got served.
This is truly hilarious. Good work.
You are one of the most evolved trolls I’ve ever seen.
BumRapes4Jesus.com
christwire is funnier.
Look. I’m an atheist, and I only bum-rape innocent passers by just twice a day. I don’t see anything wrong with it, and don’t knock it ’till you try it! May the Great Lord Satan™ and all of his angels bless you and your sphincter.
awesome
This doesn’t have anything to do with anything, but since you seem to be in the know on this subject I guess I’ll ask you.
Do you think God cares if I imagine my boyfriend is Jesus (with those long sexy robes and hair) when he is sucking on my holy stick?
Also, I enjoy finishing on a bible when alone.
How many people aren’t fooled?
There is no way this guy is for real.
Is that Steve Buscemi’s brother in the pic?
This is pretty funny, but unless you’re pretending to be a professional journalist or something it’s far too well-written to be an actual conservative or Christian website. If you want to “get” more people, insert a lot more common grammatical and spelling errors: mix up “there” and “their” or “loose” and “lose”. Confuse plural with singular a lot. And try to use extraneous apostrophes: “Those Atheist’s will know where they’re soul is when its in Hell!”
Nowt wrong with the rapine of Christian bum holes.
This is either an epic troll or an epic fail… leaning toward the trolling at this point.
I am slowly realizing the difference between Atheism, and 16 year old internet atheists.
wait so what the fuck do you have against crack cocaine now?
You’re making enemies all over the Internet you dick.
I stuff monkeys for a living and I find this website offensive for portraying my hard work as being some kind of funny puppet for geeks. Shame on you.
What do you mean by “militant atheist website Reddit.com” ???
EVERY atheis (or athist website) is militant by defanition. If people can’t accept the Holy Word on blind faith in their hearts and believe (yea beLIEVE!!), they are militant. Because they are soldiers in the military of Satan! Thats why it’s called militant. From military. Soldiers of SATAN!!
Don’t worry, my friend, they WILL burn forevr. Let them be smug now, let them think their clever with the intellectal ways of speaking. They can laugh NOW but WE will laugh when the END TIMES have come!
I’ve even received a depraved email from one of these malcontents that reads like this..
“Hi dipshit. You can’t write for fuck. I’m currently dressed as the Virgin Mary and I’ve just shoved the TV remote up my ass. Next I will paste my balls in peanut butter, before running outside in order to howl at Heaven for Christ’s cock. Cya in heaven!
He goes on to say…
Jesus says he’s gonna make a twink out of you, lol! He’ll stretch your rectum inside out with his cheesy whisk so that Satan can whistle through your asshole like a flute. Oh by the way, just cos you’re a Christian doesn’t mean you can’t wash your balls. I can smell your cock fumes from here.”
There is some comedy genius in this passage, and i’m not sure whether it is the crafter of this farsical website or the author of this beautiful email. Either way, whoever wrote the email is getting complimentary buttsecks from me for making me laugh. Good work
On the contrary, the new thought criminals are those who dare to question evolution. Or those who merely understand, as Darwin himself did, that evolution IS just a theory.