Comments on: Reddit Atheists Are Fascist, Drug-Taking Thought Criminals, Who Support Murder, Lynchings And Bum Rape

By: Francesca

Francesca — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 04:34:58 +0000

On the contrary, the new thought criminals are those who dare to question evolution. Or those who merely understand, as Darwin himself did, that evolution IS just a theory.

By: TheMaskedPianist

TheMaskedPianist — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 19:45:15 +0000

I’ve even received a depraved email from one of these malcontents that reads like this..

“Hi dipshit. You can’t write for fuck. I’m currently dressed as the Virgin Mary and I’ve just shoved the TV remote up my ass. Next I will paste my balls in peanut butter, before running outside in order to howl at Heaven for Christ’s cock. Cya in heaven!

He goes on to say…

Jesus says he’s gonna make a twink out of you, lol! He’ll stretch your rectum inside out with his cheesy whisk so that Satan can whistle through your asshole like a flute. Oh by the way, just cos you’re a Christian doesn’t mean you can’t wash your balls. I can smell your cock fumes from here.”

There is some comedy genius in this passage, and i’m not sure whether it is the crafter of this farsical website or the author of this beautiful email. Either way, whoever wrote the email is getting complimentary buttsecks from me for making me laugh. Good work

By: Ray

Ray — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:17:56 +0000

What do you mean by “militant atheist website Reddit.com” ???

EVERY atheis (or athist website) is militant by defanition. If people can’t accept the Holy Word on blind faith in their hearts and believe (yea beLIEVE!!), they are militant. Because they are soldiers in the military of Satan! Thats why it’s called militant. From military. Soldiers of SATAN!!

Don’t worry, my friend, they WILL burn forevr. Let them be smug now, let them think their clever with the intellectal ways of speaking. They can laugh NOW but WE will laugh when the END TIMES have come!

By: j4m3z

j4m3z — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 12:59:28 +0000

I stuff monkeys for a living and I find this website offensive for portraying my hard work as being some kind of funny puppet for geeks. Shame on you.

By: Neverclear

Neverclear — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 23:55:15 +0000

wait so what the fuck do you have against crack cocaine now?

You’re making enemies all over the Internet you dick.

By: Jim

Jim — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 23:35:45 +0000

I am slowly realizing the difference between Atheism, and 16 year old internet atheists.

By: NotYourAverageFemale

NotYourAverageFemale — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 23:33:05 +0000

This is either an epic troll or an epic fail… leaning toward the trolling at this point.

By: qwertyfucksticks

qwertyfucksticks — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 22:43:09 +0000

Nowt wrong with the rapine of Christian bum holes.

By: SuperDucklingChainsawSergeant

SuperDucklingChainsawSergeant — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 22:35:49 +0000

This is pretty funny, but unless you’re pretending to be a professional journalist or something it’s far too well-written to be an actual conservative or Christian website. If you want to “get” more people, insert a lot more common grammatical and spelling errors: mix up “there” and “their” or “loose” and “lose”. Confuse plural with singular a lot. And try to use extraneous apostrophes: “Those Atheist’s will know where they’re soul is when its in Hell!”

By: krispin

krispin — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 22:07:47 +0000

Is that Steve Buscemi’s brother in the pic?