Richard Dawkins And His Atheist Bus Campaign
Comments(18) Jesus have mercy on me! Whenever I first heard about this, I pushed over the television set and it exploded. I can’t believe that the Communist State of the United Kingdom would allow for such blistering attacks on the personal character of Our Lord Jesus Christ in public. How can Dawkins live with himself at night, knowing that he is insulting his Almighty Ruler of Heaven and Earth?
I have a friend over in England called Brian Thompson and he’s a God fearing soul, so he was shocked as me when he first heard about this. Unfortunately for Brian, the Atheist buses are everywhere in his district of London, so instead of using public transportation he walks the 10 miles into work. Ever since he’s stopped using public transport, he has been late for work on no fewer than 50 occasions and has since been fired. You have no idea how much this infuriates me. Here was a man, standing up for Jesus, who got fired just because of that!
I’ve been reading that the Atheist buses are now running in Washington. If they ever appear here in Texas I will take a stand against it. I am not one to defecate in public, but if I see one, I will make a huge, sticky, brown exception in Jesus’s name. Amen!
What exactly is your problem with this? Would you rather it had some bullshit message about how jesus loves everyone and everything will be ok (haha)? I would find that offensive but i wouldnt get upset because i am normal.
Your friend is a bit stupid if he decides to not use public transportation and fails to get to work on time over 50 times!
Any by the way, there probably isnt a god, so you should indeed chillout. haha. Richard Dawkins FTW!
When you do see a bus coming and it’s travelling at a good speed and you step out infront of it, then you will defecate in public as you will lose all control of your bowl movements. I think people normally do when they’re dead.
But looking on the bright side, you’ll be able to meet your maker. Oh, no you won’t because he doesn’t exist.
Just what Jesus would do. In fact, I seem to remember him doing something like this to a Samaritan on the olive mountain.
Sorry to say, but your friend brought this to himself.
You sir are an idiot
You’re a bit of a cock, no?
Dude, how very Xian of you.
BTW, your ‘friend’ in Britain was not fired because he was taking a stand for jebus, he was fired because he wilfully failed to arrive at work at the agreed upon time. Don’t blame the bus if he didn’t ride it.
Good, that’ll be one less religious psycho on the streets when you’re arrested.
You give religion a bad name.
Because that’s what Jesus would do
Your friend was fired not for his stance on behalf of your imaginary zombie, but because he blatantly refused to arrive at work on time.
Notice that belief in the zombie has compelled the pope to reiterate the catholic position against condoms, thereby openly condoning the deaths of multiple thousands of Africans, daily. Take a shit on that…
I think that Jesus would shake his head in sorrow.
lol
your retarded, 47 chromosome holding, dipshit of a friend got fired for being fucking late…maybe if jebus was on his side he would have allowed him to own a fucking car, bike, or legs that were limp with polio for boycotting the vaccines that science has given us…..
fucking naive dumb bastard
Your friend could’ve taken a bike to work, I gues. But wait! Most bicycle parts are manufactured in China, that land of Godless Communist Unbelievers!
Hey, wanna start the Theist Jet Campaign?
Imagine the follow running along the side of a 747:
“THERE’S DEFINITELY A GOD.
Now start worrying and suffer in the afterlife.”
Hell yeah!
Its a little thing called free speech. If some theist put up a message like “Theres definately a god, so worry” no atheist would complain. the fact that your friend was fired was not dawkins fault. Blaming Dawkins is like blaming misspelt words on a pencil.
thank you for creating this site!
God Bless you
It’s really hard to tell if this site is for real.
I am also starting to wonder if this site is just a prank. Although, I have actually spoken to people in person who resort to such silly statements as “just look at the trees. That’s all the proof I need” and “your god stephen hawking”.
Your friend got fired for not being on time for work. Actions have consequences, and he chose to walk the 10 miles to work just because he was offended by a sign. Boohoo. Cry me a river. He made the choice, not the sign nor the atheists. I think if we’ve learned to stomach all of the religious signs we see, Christians can be able to tolerate a few signs here and there.
Freedom of religion is NOT freedom from being offended.
And the true test of free speech is when someone might be offended.