Sex Abuse Church Elder Escapes Prison For Being Too Fat.

This is an absolute outrage! How could the courts allow this monster to escape scot-free when he has sentenced his victims to a lifetime of sad times?

Too fat for prison? That’s a joke. I’m 300lbs. If I went into Walmart and stole $5,000 worth of Gospel DVD’s and fine wines, then I should rightly be locked up.

They should gym-train and starve this mother fucker until he’s down to 100lbs and then feed him to the lions. It’s what the people want and what God wants.

How else will sick animals like this learn?

Now that he’s a free man he’ll be back to trying to lure young kiddies into the back of the of his truck by telling them that he’s ‘just seen an apparition of the Virgin Mary’ in there by MONDAY, FUCKING, MORNING.

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The Pope will now order pedophile priests to gorge on vast quantities of whipped cream, blue cheeses and steaks over Christmas and to celebrate the New Year by vaulting at innocent kids with their pants down in the name of Christ.

I feel like I’m going to be sick!

If there was any justice in the world then this creep would be spoon-fed 500lbs of explosives, driven into a deserted field somewhere in Ireland and shot at until BOOM! – his asshole vaults through his mouth like a sorority girl jettisoning out of a car windscreen in an automobile accident.

3 Comments so far

  1. Mandat on December 5th, 2009

    i have not heard of this don, can you post a link to just a plain old news site covering the story

    it does not sound like a very good thing

    a person like this would tend to be in a secure hospital, not much better than prison although as i said i do not know the case

    by the way where do you get your analogies from, they are rather wonderfully eclectic, sorority girl jettisoning out of a car windscreen, i shall have to remember that.

    you really are quite a violent person you know, force feeding someone explosives and then shooting them so they blow up is to be expected i suppose but to send the to ireland? thats not very nice

    Mandatmagic@hotmail.com

    P.s. i love irish people they make the best whisky ever (you have to try middletons irish whisky)

  2. jesus christ on December 21st, 2009

    quote:
    “Why do Atheists have to use such coarse language in order to demonstrate their point? Surely if they had truth on their side then they could just calmly state what’s true, instead of trying to abuse Christians with cusses!”

    does any one else smell a hypocrite? Listen, don, i know that book you preach about is completely chalked full of hypocrisies but please try not to be a hypocrite.

    why do christians have to use such course language in order to demonstrate their point? Surely if they had truth on their side then they could just calmly state what’s true, instead of trying to abuse atheist with cusses!

  3. Anthony on January 21st, 2010

    wow, that’s a LOT of hate towards a fellow human being coming from such a devoted christian.

    What was it exactly that the bible says about judging people? (let alone cursing them and wishing for them to be tortured and killed)

    I totally agree with you on the subject. The difference is that, being an atheist, it doesn’t make me a hypocrite douche…

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