Ted Haggard Is Not Gay. He Simply Surrended To The Will Of Satan.

I can’t believe that the mainstream media are still accusing Ted Haggard of being homosexual, in spite of him being Of God and having a wife and children. Sure, he may have had a “run-in” with the masseur and maybe they did have sex. Does that mean he was gay? No.

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Ted Haggard like all human beings is not perfect. He is prone to sinning like everyone. It’s obvious that Satan forced Haggard into doing it because The Dark One (not Barack Obama) realised that he was such a shining beacon of God, that if he managed to tempt Ted into homosexuality then it would be a victory against God.

As Christians, the worst thing we could do is “admit” that Haggard is Gay. That is what Satan and the mainstream media wants us to think. If you give into that line of thought then you’re condemning yourself to Hell.

I think the world now owes Ted Haggard an apology. The truth is that without Ted, so many people out there will be condemned to Hell from not hearing God’s word.

As for the Atheists who have been trying to tempt Haggard into your own Godless ways, shame on you! You are the sort of people who would kick an ailing puppy in the street. You will get your reward in Hell.

8 Comments so far

  1. Ray on April 6th, 2009

    Yes, you are completely right. Ted Haggard is not gay. No Real Christian can be gay. He’s “heterosexual with issues”, as his website states ;)

  2. parrish on April 6th, 2009

    uh, dude’s as queer as Ron paul.

  3. Jerry Fallwell on April 7th, 2009

    He’s not gay, he’s vaginally challenged. Ted Haggard is a hero for all the vaginally challenged Christians in the world like myself. God loves a true believer with a hard on. If God didn’t want Ted Haggard to bugger a dude He wouldn’t have given him such a firm and meaty member. Yes, I’ve seen it and it’s luscious. There’s just no other word for it.

  4. Hunter on July 24th, 2009

    Hey hey hey, its not gay the first time, its only an experiment. But the other gay stuff did solidify him as gay

  5. Mandat on October 6th, 2009

    are you saying that homosexuality is not the practise of having sex with another man? if not what is it?

    who the fuck is ted haggart or whatever his name is

    please contact me

    mandatmagic@hotmail.com

  6. Haggards lover on October 6th, 2009

    He’s not gay he just likes anal sex. LOL

    You guys are crazy. He is bi or a homo. Nuff said

  7. matt s on October 7th, 2009

    yea you keep telling yourselves that. a gay christian?? who’d have thought… with names like larry craig and ted haggard filling the ranks of the christian right… i’ve gotta say i always laugh my ass off when i read about those two. cock-smoking hypocrites.

  8. florian on October 20th, 2009

    You are so deluded! Most of the sexual perverts are profoundly religious anyways; and most of the religion-fanatics are sexual perverts (ask John Smith for instance)

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