What Atheism Can’t Prove – #1 That There Is No Meaning To Lfie
Comments(49) Atheism can’t prove that there’s no meaning to life. As much as Dawkins wants to destroy our hopes of spending Eternity with Jesus, he is doomed to fail.
Why?
Well I’m a rational human being who requires evidence in order to believe something. I believe in God because of the Bible. I believe in Heaven because of the Bible.
Since Atheists can’t prove that Heaven isn’t real, believers have the intellectual high ground on this point. The onus is on the Atheists to prove that Heaven doesn’t exist and they just fail everytime.
More and more Atheists are beginning to realise that we’re right which is why they are trying even harder to deconvert people with underhand tactics.
It’s disgusting.
Why can’t they just leave us be? They don’t have the right to mock our beliefs.
Christian’s are allowed to preach to Atheists because we’ve been granted permission by God. Atheist’s have no such rights.
Without God, Atheists haveno argument and they should just butt out of faith.
I am a atheist and you are scum, what give you the right to preach your beliefs but i can’t preach mine. The world of christianity is like communism, step out of line just once and apparently you have committed a crime that is unforgivable just because it does not agree with your narrow way of thinking. Christianity has brought nothing but pain and dulling of the minds to those how are intelligent. And by the way the world is round.
you may quite possibly be the most uneducated, hateful, and confused person to ever post a statement on the entirety of the internet.
I mean how the fuck were you even be mentally stable enough to type some of the things you did, since obviously you are insane. Never have i, in all my life, heard even the most hardened Catholic, or radical Fundamentalist, spew this kind of trash. This is honestly one of the most shameful examples of human expression i have ever had the displeasure of reading, please try to get some help…
Is this satire? Because if it is, it’s hilarious.
Can you prove that heaven does exist without using faith based arguments and the bible? I didn’t think so.
Its impossible to argue with Christians, since to atheists, their arguments are moot. Based entirely on a belief system with no measurable facts.
If we don’t have the right to mock you, then you don’t have the right to mock us. Its as simple as that.
you sick fuck you promote this kind of abuse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXA7GA9yntc
“You wouldn’t take a dump in a formal suit you hired and hand it back dirty would you?”
Well if I took a dump in a suit (became christian), I know I would want to get rid of that as soon as possible. Anyone that follows religion clearly hasn’t looked at the evidence and open-mindedly considered it.
Also doesn’t antiatheism translate to….. anti-anti-theism
You sure are an idiot .. but I like that inverse halo picture of yours .. makes you so believable.
So: inverted idiocy is … STILL idiocy. You proved at least that much!
Well maybe we don’t have a way of disproving the existence of heaven but you don’t have a way of proving it either. Just because a book says so is no proof.
You’re a pretty good Poe.
I hope.
Prove heaven exists. Dont just say “The bible says it does” or “God/Jesus says it does”.
Oh and by the way, isnt this entire site attacking atheism?
Thanks for being a crazy God-loving Christian, your blog alone is probably producing more atheists than I ever could with my awesome sins
Thanks, Satan
So, you believe in an intelligent and alll powerful supervisor/creator because a book (Bible) tells stories about it. And this is the entire defense for the claim that there is a super powerful creator, alternate and eternal dimension, zombies, creation of something from nothing from sheer will alone?
Do you also believe that Gandolf and Harry Potter are real? Or does a book have to be old for you to believe that it’s fantastic claims are true? Do billions of people have to believe it?
A book can say it, billions of people can believe it, but a claim must stand or fall according to its own merit. Atheists don’t have to prove that your extra-dimensional super wizard isn’t real… the claim is absurd and should be afforded the appropriate amount of courtesy.
hi there! i just want to say i love your troll site! in the unlikely chance that i’m wrong i should warn you that you are not helping your cause any.
AND I QUOTE – “Why can’t they just leave us be? They don’t have the right to mock our beliefs.
Christian’s are allowed to preach to Atheists because we’ve been granted permission by God. Atheist’s have no such rights.”
ok ok ill give you that you just have to give up medicine technology education big cities and food free of parasites you don’t get science to benefit from science because your a hate mongering delusional megalomaniac go live in a lepor colony and until you die of emminent disease and ask where your god is now!!!
To my favourite internet troll,
Please write more.
Sincerely,
Amused Atheist.
Wow thats stupid. Your proof is in the bible? That’s circular logic.
Just because we cannot disprove heaven and god is not proof for them. That is a non-sequitur argument. The premises do not match the conclusion. Disprove invisible penguins.
You are not a rational human, you base your life on a set of logical fallacies.
do not feed the trolls…
Gotta appreciate the image choice. You’re missing a little Satan over his shoulder, spitting evil thoughts into his ear.
“Since Atheists can’t prove that Heaven isn’t real, believers have the intellectual high ground on this point. The onus is on the Atheists to prove that Heaven doesn’t exist and they just fail everytime.2
How you can come to this ridiculously irrational viewpoint shows that religion addles the mind.
By the way the thought of you spending eternity with Jesus makes me ask the question, are you male?
Because if you are then you must have one big crush on Jesus. Isn’t that homosexual behaviour?
I thought you christians were afraid of gay people?
You seriusly use the sentens “I’m a rational human being who requires evidence in order to believe something” With ” I believe in God because of the Bible. I believe in Heaven because of the Bible.” ??? Dont tell me you cant spot the falw in the (if nothing ells) logic in what your saying?! You migth as well say someting as silly as I belive in the boogie-man becus i`ve heard storys and read books about him. you`r simply asuming your bible is true due to your Wanting it to be so.. that my friend is NOT evidens .. thats just wishing.
And to awnser your Q about why were not just letting you all be it simply comes down to us understanding the damage Religion is doingn to the world.
It seems apparent to me that the meaning of life is to shape strategic thinking, for better or worse, whether it be on the topic of religion, politics or whatever.
Everyone seems to be doing it, even you with your website.
you’re a moron. I’m sure you get that a lot.
You are so frustrated, i can’t stop laughing. All hail the right to act as a complete idiot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWiBt-pqp0E
You are not as funny as Landover Baptist. You really need help with your satire. I am an atheist, so I realize this website is a joke, but seriously, guys, you need to be funny.
These are the dumbest lines I’ve read for quite a while.
Somebody profoundly doesn’t have a clue as to logical thinking and the meaning of the little ‘atheism’.
I wasn’t sure whether or not this site was satire until I read this. I refuse to believe that the author could break the rules of logic so blatantly and think that he has made a good argument. Good display, very humorous.
Hey I wanted to know if jesus would fuck my butt if i converted back to being a christian?
but you… and they… what? when I read this, I feel compelled to beat my head against the wall. If that is the will of your god, then he must be a jerk.
Their are so many things in there that would make me beat you to a bloody pulp it’s not funny. seriously, you clearly have no idea what your talking about and should die in a fire for being so absolutely fucking stupid
Without God atheists are wrong? Do you think before you write or does God just tell you what to say?
So let me get this straight, you claim evidence is required?
Evolution has by far more proof over religion. God cannot appear on command, yet evolution can. How do you explain bacteria growing immune to antibacterial products (the bain of hospitals)
that is evolution in the process.
The variation of animals between islands that darwin first saw?
I may not believe in god, but i do not believe in evolution. It is a fact beyond question and it appears you have been brainwashed to the full extent.
Let me ask you, how much of your time and money do you dedicate to the church?
How much does an atheist dedicate to their… heck there isn’t a church we donate to!
How has the bible made civilisation better… giving people the excuse to kill thousands. Evolution helps the advancement of science (DNA matching for questioning parents, advanced antibacterial methods, prolonged life, the conservation of species, mapping human evolution, etc)
Hey you asshole christians, God here,
As a massive fan of Professor Dawkin’s work I can safely say to all you little assnuggets that I DID NOT grant you permission to run around like newfags preaching some ancient text and threatening people with eternal torture. So please, shut the fuck up and get your asshole religion out of society.
Yours forever,
Yahwee
Hi, I am a young man who has taken multiple I.Q. tests all averaging over 140 (which qualifies me as a genius) and I do not believe in a supernatural being of any kind. I believe in neither God nor Lucifer if you would like to have a reasonable, rational, conversation in which you can attempt to prove to me the existence of God then you are more than welcome to. My email is denalicopeland@yahoo.com
have a great day and please if it is your wish praise The Lord!
“Well I’m a rational human being who requires evidence in order to believe something. I believe in God because of the Bible. I believe in Heaven because of the Bible.”
In response:
Well, I’m a rational human being who requires evidence in order to believe something. I believe in Evolution because I have experienced it artificially in the genetic bioengineering of bacteria. I believe in honor because of my humanity. I do not find any reason how atheist, heretics or heathens are not true. Their holy books, their “bibles” say more or less that they are right and everybody else is wrong.
What is your reply to that, oh ignorant one?
P.S.: Spiritual Satanists (who do not worshp Satan, but accept Lucifer as Lightbringer) claim that the worst sin is that of ignorance. Comment?
“They don’t have the right to mock our beliefs.”
Ignorance on the scale of religion deserves mockery as it’s holding humanity back. It was science and rationality that got us out of the dark ages, not believe in a collection of peasant’s stories.
It’s theists who make the claims on the existance of an invisible father figure who’s going to punish you for your thoughts, but that’s ok. He loves you! The burden of proof is on them, or their god. If he’s all powerful, why doesn’t he get on youtube and spread his word in the modern way?
srsly…
It’s hilarious that a christian would get upset about Atheists wanting to express their beliefs equally. Christians are the ones forming groups like God Hates Fags, and putting up billboards all over the country about how great their beliefs are.
And an atheist doesn’t have that same right?
If you were rational, you wouldn’t speak for or against a god. Your image of yourself is morphed and foolish. You dare to think for your god? You dare to speak upon what YOU (And it’s ONLY you) think is his opinion? How dare you? So ignorant and egoistical. How dare you condescend on atheists as if you were any better. You have no spiritual being. You have a corrupted and malformed idea of what god is and wants. What he supports and dislikes. You actually think if there was a god he would have contempt for ANY of his creations? Whether they believe in him or not, it is the same as a father loving a child that spits his very name. That still doesn’t change the fact that he loves his child. And for you to put yourself and other creationists up on a pedestal without ANY knowledge whatsoever, (I’ve read it all) is just plain dumb. Like atheists. You are hateful towards those who do not share your views. And I’m not saying that there aren’t alot of atheists out there who aren’t assholes and idiots. There is a very large number, that are ignorant and one-sided, narrow-minded, babbling fools who only quote stupid texts they’ve read that were created by other human beings. (And humans make mistakes. I hope you know what I mean when I say this) And there you are very much alike. Idiots who actually think they’ve found the answer to life, not by finding it themselves, through experience, no, but from reading it in the words of another man. Instead of accepting that the answer to life cannot be found, and will not be found. We will never know if there is a god, or if there isn’t. I personally believe in a god, but not one so misshaped and transformed into a friendlier version for the western culture. I laugh at you who take another man’s words for truth. There is no final truth. I hope you realize this at some time in your life. And you think of yourself as intelligent? HA! I spit on people like you. No, not creationists, Christians or religious people. No. I spit on the name of people who actually think they are more worth than they actually are. Who think they are, the pinnacle of divinity. Exclusively intelligent, beautiful strong, witty, etc. Don’t delude yourself. We all have flaws. And you have at least committed 1000 sins in your life. (Given that some of them were the same sins repeated) No, scratch that. 100.000.
My problem is not with what you believe, (even though your belief is reserved only for the most naive and weak-willed of people) it is with the fact that none of you, atheists AND creationists can take a step back, look at the bigger picture, from every perspective, and truly talk by heart from the neutral standpoint. You fail at seeing the other side’s views on the matter, because you disprove each other’s theories and beliefs to in turn prove yourself as the victor of the discussion or the “Right” one. That sickens me. And people who think they have the right to give their opinion on a subject when they so clearly are biased is sickening. I wish you could see it from my point of view. Because from here, everyone on earth, including me, is more stupid than they are should be allowed.
Is this real? And what is Lfie?
Oh my God, what a wonderfull website. Yeah, it’s time to show those damn atheists! I’m so glad that there are websites like that, where faithfull Christians present the sharpest and most powerfull arguments for the Christianity, proving once and for all that atheists are a sorry bunch, living in the shadow of ignorance and unbased disbelief in God
Keep up the good work!
You suck at logic. Know why? If the bible is wrong, your entire belief is fucked. And given the bible originated in an area of the world made up of mostly illiterate and uneducated nomads, I’d say the chances of the bible being wrong are pretty good.
It has no analogues? I have a fresh joke for you) What did the sailor say when he saw a boat loaded with ewes? Sheep ahoy!
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Please, please PLEASE let this be satire. If it is, then many kudos for you for making me laugh harder than i’ve ever laughed in my life.
However, if this truly is the musings of your deluded mind, then would you kindly get a hold of yourself and leave my interwebs alone. You do not deserve the priveledge of communication with the world, and you should have your children removed from your custody. I pity you, not because a wizard says I have to, but out of the goodness of my heart, which is an important something that you deluded christians seem to lack. Learn to become independant from the insanity of your “holy” book, then maybe i’ll listen to you and your “enlightened” friends.
if you believe in heaven and god because of the bible why do you believe in the bible?
why not the lord of the rings? why don’t you live in fear of sauron and hope the elves will come and take you home?
your title seems irrelevant. you talk very little on the meaning of life other than living for eternity with jesus. if you really believe this then why don’t you slit your own throat and then we can all be happy.
sorry, i’m going to redress this point because i am having a very hard time getting my head around this
Quote:
“I’m a rational human being who requires evidence in order to believe something. I believe in God because of the Bible. I believe in Heaven because of the Bible.”
so you think that evidence from a story book is sufficient to believe in all the bullshit you spout? have you even read it?! do you realize how much of it is contradictory bollocks? even if you’ve read the few that your church wants you to read then have you read any of the others? gospel according to judas, thomas, magdalen? do you believe in the immaculate conception? because that is due to a mistranslation of the word for young woman. it is loose stool water, it is arse gravy of the worst kind
you can’t prove that there isn’t a plate of spaghetti sitting on the rings of saturn but that doesn’t mean that therefore there is.
why don’t you take your 2 IQ points, rub them together and see if you can start a fire
out of curiosity what underhanded techniques do you accuse atheists and anti-theists of?
just to point this out the methods the church employ and have employed include killing everyone who disagrees, monopolizing artistic commissions in order to surround the world with art supporting your view. burning, branding, drowning, stoning, public humiliation, beheading, behanding, hanging, drawing, quartering and in one rather odd case the punishment of a little known scientist by leaving him in the midden pits to be shit on
please do email me to answer these questions. i am a psychiatrist and am perfectly happy to give you free psychotherapy
my email adress apparently is not revealed so here it is
mandatmagic@hotmail.com
There is no meaning to Lfie as it is not a word
atheists are the most hypocritical and deceitful creatures to breathe on this earth.
Praise Jehovah.
Addressing the entire blog, it was great until people realized that you are a troll. Anyhow, continue. This is by far one of the greatest pages on the internet.
This is some of the better satire I’ve run across on the net…keep it up! Funny stuff!
I’d love to see this person prove that there IS meaning to life. Let’s see them get out of that one.