Are atheists saying my magical, egotistical super-pixie doesn’t exist!?

Also, I believe in monsters. I saw them in Monsters Inc., therefore they exist beyond doubt. I’m sure that if you consider it from the right frame of mind, a children’s animated film is all the evidence you need.

To simplify the writers logic, “If you believe in God, then this is evidence that you believe in God”.

I am fully confident that a book written 2000 years ago, of which the true authors cannot be confirmed, has been transalated from a dead language (or language that has changed so much it could be considered separate) and tell fairytals more impossible than the Harry Potter series is viable evidence to believe that over half the world’s population will be tortured eternally AFTER THEY ARE DEAD.

If you are as mentally unstable as I have seen evidence that you are, you probably believed I was being serious during that rant. In case this is not satire, I will just say now that you are the worst sort of idiot. You do not even consider the opinions of others. You are infinately close-minded, and full of one arguement, basically saying “You are the spawn of Satan, how could you understand God’s glory?”.

If this is satire, on the other hand, you sir, are an absolute genious. May I also interject that you are all simultaneuosly losing The Game?

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your title seems irrelevant. you talk very little on the meaning of life other than living for eternity with jesus. if you really believe this then why don’t you slit your own throat and then we can all be happy.

sorry, i’m going to redress this point because i am having a very hard time getting my head around this
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“I’m a rational human being who requires evidence in order to believe something. I believe in God because of the Bible. I believe in Heaven because of the Bible.”

so you think that evidence from a story book is sufficient to believe in all the bullshit you spout? have you even read it?! do you realize how much of it is contradictory bollocks? even if you’ve read the few that your church wants you to read then have you read any of the others? gospel according to judas, thomas, magdalen? do you believe in the immaculate conception? because that is due to a mistranslation of the word for young woman. it is loose stool water, it is arse gravy of the worst kind

you can’t prove that there isn’t a plate of spaghetti sitting on the rings of saturn but that doesn’t mean that therefore there is.

why don’t you take your 2 IQ points, rub them together and see if you can start a fire

out of curiosity what underhanded techniques do you accuse atheists and anti-theists of?

just to point this out the methods the church employ and have employed include killing everyone who disagrees, monopolizing artistic commissions in order to surround the world with art supporting your view. burning, branding, drowning, stoning, public humiliation, beheading, behanding, hanging, drawing, quartering and in one rather odd case the punishment of a little known scientist by leaving him in the midden pits to be shit on

please do email me to answer these questions. i am a psychiatrist and am perfectly happy to give you free psychotherapy

However, if this truly is the musings of your deluded mind, then would you kindly get a hold of yourself and leave my interwebs alone. You do not deserve the priveledge of communication with the world, and you should have your children removed from your custody. I pity you, not because a wizard says I have to, but out of the goodness of my heart, which is an important something that you deluded christians seem to lack. Learn to become independant from the insanity of your “holy” book, then maybe i’ll listen to you and your “enlightened” friends.