Comments on: Why Can’t Kids Understand That There Is No Such Thing As Doggy Heaven?

By: CRYINGTILLDEATH

CRYINGTILLDEATH — Sun, 02 May 2010 04:38:57 +0000

WHAT?!?!?!?!? I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! I’M JUST A CHILD READING THIS! i CAN’T BELIEVE MY OLD DOG PEGGY SUE IS DEAD! I LVE HER TO DEATH! AND I THOUGHT: WHEN I DIE I WILL BE HAPPY ACTUALLY BECAUSE I’LL SEE HER AGAIN! THANKS TO YOU I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME! WHY???!!!!!????!!!!! :’(

By: Proud Atheist

Proud Atheist — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 01:36:53 +0000

No species makes it to heaven except for pathetic humans?

How convenient.

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 03:00:56 +0000

You could have just done the smart thing and teach your kids about nature, life and death, and what’s reality, as that is what you are supposed to do, prepare your children to take on the real world. Whether you are christian or not, the whole doggy heaven thing is just another passage by some old man, not God’s voice, and to believe the Bible is directly words from God, is simply retarded. Use some, possibly, God-Given sense, for your children’s sake.

By: CAZ

CAZ — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:45:07 +0000

Though I don’t agree with atheists on many subjects, I support their outrage towards you. Personally I think you are troll baiting others in order to give Christianity a bad name. I love how you start this blog with our beloved pet Sandy and end it goddamn stiff beast. Already you contradict yourself as being dishonest.

I can’t speak on God’s behalf, but I think it’s unanimous that many think your dog will enter the Kingdom of Heaven before you do. To me, dogs are such a wonderful creation by the Lord because of the unconditional love and loyalty they show to their pet owners. It is very doubtful that they would be created just to be tossed aside once they die.

But you sir, do not show this unconditional love, which is very unchristian. You kiss God’s ass in order to go to Heaven, but truth why the hell anyone would want to have you in paradise? Reading what you wrote does not want any of us to spend eternity with you. Hell! 5 minutes of your presence is too much for a lifetime!

As I said and like most others, this story is make believe. Your whole purpose was to outrage others. Word of advice, you need to see a therapist and to get a life!

By: Mandat

Mandat — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:44:11 +0000

“dogs are unsaved, unclean and worthless”
why do you have one, what the fuck did you do to that poor dog in the picture.

i’m sure that america has the same rules but in england you would be removed of your children and quite probably tried for abuse

i would rather my kids were depressed than deluded. i am not even going to say all the shit in that sentence because i only have 10 minutes but suffice to say delusion is a mental illness therefore you are deliberately making your children ill which is an imprisonable offence and that they are still just as deluded as you

are you trying to condemn children, women, atheists or someone else? you are only succeeding in condemning your own religion

please do contact me with a rebuttal

mandatmagic@hotmail.com

By: Being real.

Being real. — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 04:42:19 +0000

You are seriously a horrible parent. You’d rather have your kids bawling their little eyes out for weeks, instead of telling them that their pet is going to a ‘nice place’. Dude, I’m not hating on your religion or anything because that’s just not something that I do, but, you put “God”(who has not physically PROVEN his existence..ever), above your family. So, when you die, if you do go to a place called “heaven”, and God turns to your wife and says that she can’t enter for some reason or another..you’re going to be perfectly okay with that. Sick. I hope after reading this comment you have trouble sleeping at night, knowing that your kids are probably a little more fucked up because you couldn’t just be a little more comforting.

By: Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:42:06 +0000

Fucktard.
You’re worse than those Jews that hung me.

By: He reigns!!

He reigns!! — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 23:14:48 +0000

hey bro, i think you found a great topic here, of course i don’t entirely agree with you, but can fully understand where you are coming from.

i thought it was funny when:

“Satan’s Slut” on April 6th, 2009
said
“You are a terrible parent..” satan’s slut, haha, just the name contradicts the comment he/she made!!

Another thing man, i am really impressed with your site, this just attracts atheists – brilliant. And to get persecuted for jesus sake, man, is he gonna bless you!!

Its kinda funny i laugh at all the negetive comments, because i know what they’re all missing in their lives. And guys Jesus is coming soon!!

By: God

God — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 04:36:54 +0000

Hi God here,
Look, if all it takes is a dog to make your kids happy I’m not gonna get in the way of that. This is Heaven and I want to make your stay pleasant. Hey I make the rules right? Tell them to bring the beast along. Dead or alive. It doesn’t matter which, I can handle it. That’s how I roll.
Keep the faith,
Iehova

By: SovereignSentiences

SovereignSentiences — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 00:02:54 +0000

Some of these people actually read this and didn’t see the satire? The internet can be shockingly revealing at times.