Why Christians Believe That Human Beings Are Different From Other Animals..
Humans aren’t animals. Animals do not have the capacity to recognize God in all His glory. Animals do not have a thorough understanding of how the world works. Animals are violent, ugly monsters with no concept of morality. Many of them would happily rip your head off and crap down your fat dead throat without even thinking about what’s for fucking brunch.

Atheists are intent on forcing us to believe that we’re identical in nature to animals, that in fact we’re closely related to apes. If that is so, how come we don’t see chimps reading the Bible? How come we don’t see Gorillas taking communion?
We’re distinct from animals through our ability to recognize Christ Jesus as Savior. If He had wanted animals in Heaven with him, he’d have given them the ability to read as humans can.
This is indisputable wisdom that Science would pencil in as fact if they had the decency, integrity and most importantly – intelligence to know the World as it is.
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we don’t see them reading the bible and pretending to eat flesh and blood because they are clearly more intelligent than you.
beauty or ugliness is subjective, you look ugly to any chimp (|an many humans) we have proven and shown that we are genetically related to chimps.
understand what you are condemning before you condemn it
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Your blog is funny! But even that, I cannot finish any topic…
Why are you so angry with people that dont share the same opinion?
And what makes a baby different from a Chimpanzee? What about humans with a disease that hampers brain development? does that prevent them from getting into heaven? Animals are simply humans in different bodies whose brains aren’t as developed. What makes you think “Animals are violent, ugly monsters with no concept of morality.” Animals have the same set of morals as humans, as that was an advantage of evolution. There is simply no difference between a lesser developed human and a gorrilla, and yet you would accept the human.
I’m not saying you should start accepting gorrillas inot church, but this arguement is illogical. The only difference between humans and animals is the number of neurological connections in the brain.
I presume your site is a parody. I sincerely hope it is, because your ideas about the nature of humans vs. other animals is laughably simplistic and shows a tremendous (and willful) ignorance about the world in which we live.
So, if you’re making a joke, cool.
If not, you’re doing a fantastic job of making religious folks look absurdly ignorant and ridiculous.
I personally don’t believe that humans are superior to animals in any way. I think lack of ability to communicate with animals (and other humans) promotes this belief and if people stopped being so self centered they would see God in every living thing regardless of class, creed or species. I personally believe that many popular philosophies of modern “Christianity” are totally contrary to the philosophy of Christ to the point of actually serving to alienate any rational people form the church and make it the perfect tool of domination and control (satanic philosophy.)
I don’t mean this to be offensive but I do feel that Christ’s teachings have been used by the very people who murdered him in order to destroy the usefulness teachings. Every person has a choice to do good or ill and only free will and clear thinking can promote this choice. Mindless conformity to popular delusion is the same as giving up ones free will and condoning the philosophy of the fallen.
Please take a deep breath and reconsider one’s true motives before casting stones.
Thanks,
Rev. Aaron Jones